Quiz For Cats About Humans

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Your human walks into the kitchen. Does this mean?
  • a) It's hungry
  • b) It's lost
  • c) You're hungry
  • d) Let the begging begin
Cat eating
Your human puts down a bowl of food for you.

Is this?
  • a) Supper
  • b) Something s/he obviously wouldn't eat
  • c) Something to keep you going till supper's ready
  • d) Inedible junk to be scorned in favor of what the humans eat.

Your human removes you from the top of the television.
Does this mean?
  • a) You're in trouble - better not do it again
  • b) Nothing - humans do this from time to time
  • c) The human wants to play, so climb up again to amuse it
  • d) It is time to chew on the cable wire again

Staircases are for:
  • a) Getting up to the human's bed at 4am
  • b) Lying in wait in the dark at the top of
  • c) Walking down just slower than the human in front of it
  • d) All of the above
Your human talks/yells at you. You should:
  • a) Listen intently, even if you don't understand
  • b) Meow in acknowledgment and continue what you were doing
  • c) Ignore him/her completely; you're a cat, they mean nothing
  • d) Move on to the next annoying activity to encourage their talking behavior

Phone and electrical cords and strings from fabrics
  • a) Important to humans and should be left alone
  • b) Playthings and deserve your total attention; no matter what damage may result
  • c) Annoying and should be removed immediately

Birds, small rodents and large bugs should be:
  • a) Ignored (especially if your human wants them removed)
  • b) Played with until they stop playing
  • c) Presented to your human as a proud trophy
  • d) Hidden under your human's pillow for safe keeping
  • e) Consumed for their nutritional value
Black Cats
A human giving you a bath should be considered:
  • a) Under no circumstances
  • b) Under no circumstances
  • c) Under no circumstances
  • d) An act of war
  • e) All of the above

Your human's value is limited to:
  • a) Providing food
  • b) Providing water
  • c) Letting you out
  • d) Providing opposite-gender feline companionship
  • e) Leaving you alone
  • f) All of the above; if properly trained

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