Quiz For Cats About Humans
Created | Updated Dec 15, 2009
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Your human walks into the kitchen. Does this mean?
- a) It's hungry
- b) It's lost
- c) You're hungry
- d) Let the begging begin
Your human puts down a bowl of food for you.
Is this?
- a) Supper
- b) Something s/he obviously wouldn't eat
- c) Something to keep you going till supper's ready
- d) Inedible junk to be scorned in favor of what the humans eat.
Your human removes you from the top of the television.
Does this mean?
- a) You're in trouble - better not do it again
- b) Nothing - humans do this from time to time
- c) The human wants to play, so climb up again to amuse it
- d) It is time to chew on the cable wire again
Staircases are for:
- a) Getting up to the human's bed at 4am
- b) Lying in wait in the dark at the top of
- c) Walking down just slower than the human in front of it
- d) All of the above
Your human talks/yells at you. You should:
- a) Listen intently, even if you don't understand
- b) Meow in acknowledgment and continue what you were doing
- c) Ignore him/her completely; you're a cat, they mean nothing
- d) Move on to the next annoying activity to encourage their talking behavior
Phone and electrical cords and strings from fabrics
are:
- a) Important to humans and should be left alone
- b) Playthings and deserve your total attention; no matter what damage may result
- c) Annoying and should be removed immediately
Birds, small rodents and large bugs should be:
- a) Ignored (especially if your human wants them removed)
- b) Played with until they stop playing
- c) Presented to your human as a proud trophy
- d) Hidden under your human's pillow for safe keeping
- e) Consumed for their nutritional value
A human giving you a bath should be considered:
- a) Under no circumstances
- b) Under no circumstances
- c) Under no circumstances
- d) An act of war
- e) All of the above
Your human's value is limited to:
- a) Providing food
- b) Providing water
- c) Letting you out
- d) Providing opposite-gender feline companionship
- e) Leaving you alone
- f) All of the above; if properly trained
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