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Charles. ( Xai ) Posted Oct 14, 2001
ah yes..... blackmail....
*looks around for any interesting information he has collected about sea*
AH HA! oh wait......
i'm guessing bra size doesn't get one very much leverage does it?
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Charles. ( Xai ) Posted Oct 14, 2001
*Uses some weird psychic skill that only applies to bust size.*
i'm gonna have to say 34 B......
any takers on that bet?
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Big Bad Werewolf Posted Oct 14, 2001
*Red flags fly up.*
Hold on, hold on. 
Even if that happens to be correct, we don't want to use it. It's a bit of personal information that women are often sensitive about. We don't want to make sea uncomfortable - the teasing and tormenting in our name isn't REAL teasing and tormenting, it's a joke. Our aim here is humour, from both our point of view AND from sea's. In other words, it's mock teasing and mock tormenting. (Which still leaves lots of room for creativity).
Now, sea may not be sensitive at all to that, erm, measurement, but until we know that for certain, jokes about it are off limits. Now, shoe size is a different matter... 
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Oct 14, 2001
xai
er...i mean 
! shame on you!
she picks her nose
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Oct 14, 2001
:::Danger - Incoming Old Joke Warning:::
If she did she could have picked a better one 
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Oct 14, 2001
xai, firstly, i'll thank you not to speculate as to the size of my breasts. secondly, you're wrong. 
*sniff* what's wrong with my nose?!
and joining S*T*A*T*S would be too logical a step for me. i tease and torment myself already! 
besides, i'm unblackmailable. i'm the living embodiment of good behavior.
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Busterbone Posted Oct 16, 2001
*chases after Xai's breath*
I'll get it !!
Stop, breath, stop!
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Charles. ( Xai ) Posted Oct 16, 2001
*his breath sticks its tongue out and keeps running*
[Xai] catch it!! *starts gasping again.....*
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Oct 16, 2001
....or was that once every TEN years? i can never remember.
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Busterbone Posted Oct 19, 2001
Run, run as fast as you can.
You can't catch me I'm the gingerbreath man!!
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- 105: Big Bad Werewolf (Oct 14, 2001)
- 106: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Oct 14, 2001)
- 107: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Oct 14, 2001)
- 108: soeasilyamused, or sea (Oct 14, 2001)
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