h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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cl zoomer you can't welcome her again. She ain't gone anywhere.

There were JAFFA CAKES!!!!

*licks chocolate off her fingers and nose*

Mmmmmm, chocolate!

Hmmm Jaffay bits.

Now how come my reply came before your post.

Could be?

Very strange!

*backs away slowly*

Yikes! Have I turned up to some kind of haunted Alcatraz place??
Thank goodness for jaffa cakes

You see - I KNEW Beth would fit right in here!



Paully

Alright - I'm a few months behind the times, but now at least 82.4% back. That is, the "h2g2 Rho probability function" is dramatically reversing its previous trend of heading towards "0" with increasing time. Note that in the "in between" time, I reread the whole of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy trilogy of five twice, and so my sense of humour now has prominent neon "warning" signs attached. [Side note: If you were able to interpret this first part of the post correctly, you are likely doing a better job than its author, who would appreciate any and all sufficiently-improbable interpretations of it.]

So, without further ado, welcome (belatedly) to the site, Paully!

Also, welcome (at least marginally less belatedly) to the site, Beth!

Almost finally, on a suitably-random note, h2g2 is now the top Google hit for "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy": http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&q=Hitchhiker%27s+Guide+to+the+Galaxy

Now, to click "Post Message" sufficiently many times to post this post, and sufficiently few times so as to avoid "Please do not press this button again." warnings...


Rho

'Have I turned up to some kind of haunted Alcatraz place??'

Yes.

Don't be silly. Alcatraz isn't haunted.

It's the rest of San Francisco you have to worry about.

Traveller in Time reading the immortal words of 'Bald Bloke'
"
*Wanders past singing Hotel California by the Eagles*


You can check out any time you like
but you can never leave


(You can find the original < <./>T143046</.> > there)"

They're livin it up at the hotel california

'Alcatraz isn't haunted'

This isn't ALcatraz. It's 'some kind of haunted Alcatrz place'. With s.

and !! *eek*