h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

have u ever been to a haunted house??? have any vampire touched u and ate u r blood?? that's so scary!!!!!!!! hope u r scare!!! soon u will become a mummy!!! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

r u serious? a body in the middle of the road???????

freaky and weird!!

r u afraid of the dark?

Exsuse me but this is a continus story . Could you plese keep it genraly in the topic boundarys . (even though there are none)

who cares about the truth

who r u saying that to! you B...., and F....

Getting back to the story

...the familliar sound of a whiney little girl!

Siddenly, a girl ran out of the castle with bats clinging to her pigtales.

"Oh Petunia," Said Jane, "Do you think we should battle the evil forces once more?"

"I dont see that we have any choic" cired Petunia.
Sudenly an eveil cakkle ecoed aroud the hall and like lights went off.
"well here we go again" said the nurator rather excitedly which was probaly becase.....

It would mean the narator would get paid a lot more money for doing the sequal.

Peater, Jane, Janet, Nick, Jules, Pierre, and Petunia held hands and skipped merrily into the castle's entryway.

Just then an erthquake struck and the cealing caved in, berring the uptill now verry happy drunk and High groop. But unfortantly they were ok becase

they were still standing in the doorway, which is the safest place to be in an earthquake.

"That eez zee last time I hire those carpenters!" said Pierre.

And sudenly and quite unexspetadly 1000,000,0000,gallons of watter fell and turend what was left of the hall into a swinning pool, filled with verry bewilderd sammom.

Jules and Nick, thinking themselves to be at a Phish concert, dive right in.

Just then, a van drove up...

and ten people with fishing rods got out.
"I LIKE THIS SPOT" shoted the one with a starw hat on and proply sat down...

And so did the others, but just then, I Real Big Fish jumped up and swalloed them all.

Jane said, "

thats irony for you, but dot you think we should head upstairs and out of this cold water?"

But strange unwriteable noises were comeing from upstais...

It was the Osbourne family arguing over fish-paste canopes.

"SHARON!!!"

"oh well, sighd Jane, one up all up.@ and promply follwed Peatr up, but was knocked back down by the kids dashing past who wrer now starting to some of realty and thought Ozzy`s cubards might be able to help them out. Jane sighd and started back up.