h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It was made of sandstone so they decided to errode it with watter. and the only water they had was..

...in the Britta Water Filter, so they...

changed the filter

and thus the monster was distroyed. Petunia opened the door to the basement and called down, "

aaaaarrrrrrrr awaww awaw arrrrrrrrr "me jane you tarzan"

Thoroughly confusing her sons who run past her and meet Angelina Joli and her brother Kevin. Jules says:

"A young man with passions quite gingery,
Tore a hole in his sisters best lingere,
He slapped her behind,
And made up his mind,
To add incest to insult and injury!"

At which point Angelina...

decied that all this was getting a bit much for her so went of to get a verry large wisky or two.
Meawhile elsewhere thngs were also deteriaing.........

Thousands of French termites had entered the party and were devouring everthing made of wood.

"That's just so, so," saind Janet, "so...

super cala frajalistic expialdoshus" and sudennly all the temites were turned into the inhabtants of Londin zoo.

Then the havok began. The pingins stated eating all the fish in site and takeing huge bites of of Old mad Patrik who liven in the tower. The Elephants began a stampeed and chased after a mjority of the junwanted gests and inhabitants of the zoo over a green hill and far away. Meanwhile Jane, Jannet, Peater and the kids had been renited in the front foyare of the mansion. It was getting dark...

"oh no"moned peater"this looks verry fmillar".....

"I know," said Peater. "After the old Holloween Castle was distroyed, I had the remaining parts shipped here and reconstructed. Now it's just like before, but this time I made sure I built on a Quaker cemetary."
"Because Quakers are pacafists and won't attack us?"
"No, I just really like Quaker Oat Bran cerial."

Suddenly, something made an all too familliar sound...

hi! my cat's breath smells like cat food!

there once was a girl and she said she wasn't scare of ghosts! than one day her friend told he to go to a hunted house! she said that's so easy! but whoever goes in there they don't come back! she heard that but she didn't care! than she went there and than she never came back! nobody knows what happened!

there were a girl who went for tric or treat than she saw very scary house and everyone was scared nobdy went there and someone was shouting and shouting so that's why most people were scare too! than she went to that house they gave candy to her and than they said does she want to come inside that house she said"yeah sure why not" than she went there and she did not came back other people heard that she was shouting than she saw all lots of mummy and ghosts she was scared she tried to get out of that house but she couldn't and the people saw lots of blood was coming out of that house!!!!!!!! HAHHAHA!!!

that was a good one!! happy halloween!! HAHHA!!

it's a good one too but cerial an halloween are not realated!!!!

at night some ghosts will attack you!!!! be aware!!

ru afraid of the dark???????

did u ever seen a bampire?????? well I have!

I think a ghost is inside u r body tha's why u r so strange!!!!



-don't be scare! mummy is with u!!!!
-baby