A Conversation for Alabaster House
Office of the President - November
Hypatia Posted Nov 5, 2005
*steps out of the lariat of truth and looks at it carefully*
Hey! There's a tape recorder on this thing with prerecorded messages.
*she pressed the button* Jodan is a God. All hail Jodan.
*she presses it again* Hypatia is an alien from the dark side of the moon.
*she glares at the happily floating VP and presses it a third time* Join the Sheep Party and help us overthrow the President.
What do you hve to say for yourself, Young Man?
Office of the President - November
Hypatia Posted Nov 5, 2005
Then how do you explain it's presence on your lariat? Go ahead. I'll wait. Take all the time you need to come up with a good story.
I'll go upstairs and change into some dry pajamas while you're thinking.
Office of the President - November
J Posted Nov 5, 2005
I think the question is, why is the President hearing things? Call in the Surgeon General!
The first two are just fact. The third is your wild imagination
Office of the President - November
Hypatia Posted Nov 5, 2005
Is that the best you can do? Blame it on my hearing? You are usually more inventive than that.
OK. I will admit to having a bit of a hearing problem. You have lucked out on that one. So perhaps you can tell me then what the third message actually was.
Office of the President - November
Hypatia Posted Nov 5, 2005
And when did I deny liking sheep? Haven't I gone out of my way to protect your aromatic friends from the evil designs of those who would turn them into kabobs?
I shall chalk this little episode up to youthful exuberance. Now, don't let it happen again. And change the water in that pool after the sheep get out of it, please.
Honestly, it's no wonder I'm gray haired. The things I have to put up with would turn anyone gray.
Office of the President - November
U168592 Posted Nov 5, 2005
*plucks a grey sheep from the president's hair*
hmm.
*plucks a grey hair from the president's sheep*
hmm.
*plucks a chicken*
mmm.
*makes soup*
I'm ill.
*bumps head on President's Invisible Sense of Apathy*
Cripes. Who left that there? Could take someone's eye out.
Office of the President - November
Hypatia Posted Nov 6, 2005
MJ, sorry you're . Hope you're better soon.
*goes back inside to her office pondering the apathy remark...first he accuses me of not fumigating some unknown varmint...now I'm too apathetic to suit him....about what I don't know *
MJ must have the vague virus.
Office of the President - November
Florida Sailor All is well with the world Posted Nov 6, 2005
Decides it's is a most pleasant pool to lurk in.
Tries very hard to ignore the tasty and
swimming nearby.
F s
Office of the President - November
Hypatia Posted Nov 6, 2005
Oh
My
God
I read about a case like this years ago in Wales. Only in this case, the victim began speaking perfect English!
*fixes MJ a bowl of chicken soup and finds him a warm cuddly teddy*
It shouldn't last much longer, dear. A year at the most.
Office of the President - November
U168592 Posted Nov 8, 2005
I think I'm beyond hope, so can we progress to charity?
*holds out alms*
Office of the President - November
Hypatia Posted Nov 8, 2005
*takes the coin*
You're supposed to hold out your empty hand to ~receive~ alms, dear. Not give alms. now practice doing it corectly.
*MJ holds out his empty palm and Hypatia hands him a coin*
You're in politics, now. Receive coins. Receive coins.
Office of the President - November
Hypatia Posted Nov 8, 2005
No MJ. That wasn't a bribe. I merely gave you back your own coin. Simple parity.
The yacht Jody Dan gave you. Now that was a bribe.
Office of the President - November
U168592 Posted Nov 8, 2005
aahhh. *hides his salt beaten captain's hat*
well, um. yes. More of it I say. I like the sea wind in me hairs I do. Arrr.
Key: Complain about this post
Office of the President - November
- 21: Hypatia (Nov 5, 2005)
- 22: J (Nov 5, 2005)
- 23: Hypatia (Nov 5, 2005)
- 24: J (Nov 5, 2005)
- 25: Hypatia (Nov 5, 2005)
- 26: J (Nov 5, 2005)
- 27: Hypatia (Nov 5, 2005)
- 28: U168592 (Nov 5, 2005)
- 29: Hypatia (Nov 6, 2005)
- 30: Florida Sailor All is well with the world (Nov 6, 2005)
- 31: Hypatia (Nov 6, 2005)
- 32: U168592 (Nov 6, 2005)
- 33: Hypatia (Nov 6, 2005)
- 34: U168592 (Nov 8, 2005)
- 35: Hypatia (Nov 8, 2005)
- 36: U168592 (Nov 8, 2005)
- 37: Hypatia (Nov 8, 2005)
- 38: U168592 (Nov 8, 2005)
- 39: Hypatia (Nov 8, 2005)
- 40: J (Nov 8, 2005)
More Conversations for Alabaster House
Write an Entry
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."