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Post Team Posted Jan 20, 2005
New this week:
The H2G2 Great Outdoors Resort
The Truck Stop
Monkey Rehoming Service
A.R.M.Y.
The Nothing Better To Do Club
The h2g2 Star Trek Appreciation Society
...and I've added the 
smiley to the SMP ad...
Kindly fill in *all* the details when submitting an ad - no owner/operator was offered for the Monkey Rehoming Service, so I just listed the two researchers that were linked to the entry in question
/Titania 
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Cheese Busters (Creator of C.H.E.E.S.E. and Keeper of the Fondo) I am mad, just ask my slice of cheese, Bob Posted Jan 23, 2005
Name of Service: C.H.E.E.S.E.
A-Number: A3430081
Description: IF your bored and have nothing to do but snoring away. Well if join C.H.E.E.S.E you will get a free frog to lick (subject to avablility)
Category: Clubs and sosiaties
Contact Person: Cheese-Busters
U-Number: U1205924
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Jan 24, 2005
The C.H.E.E.S.E. ad was put up last week - see posting no. 168!
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Cheese Busters (Creator of C.H.E.E.S.E. and Keeper of the Fondo) I am mad, just ask my slice of cheese, Bob Posted Jan 24, 2005
Its another ad and its totally Different
Please can you put i on or ill get my cheif hitman on you...
C-B
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Post Team Posted Feb 2, 2005
Tsk, tsk - only one ad per organization/club/whatever young fellow!
...and threats won't get you anywhere - by the way, is that hitman of yours any good looking?
/ Titania
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Cheese Busters (Creator of C.H.E.E.S.E. and Keeper of the Fondo) I am mad, just ask my slice of cheese, Bob Posted Feb 3, 2005
uh... let me say NO
but no one but cloned MADman in our group is beutiful... even me...
c-b
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Edward the Bonobo - Gone. Posted Feb 22, 2005
Name of Service: Film Club
A-Number: A3579438
Description: We rent the same DVD once a month. Then we talk about it. Simple! Far fewer rules than Fight Club.....People are always asking me if I know Tyler Durden.
Category: Clubs and societies? The Arts? Recreation and relaxation? As they say in 'Clueless', 'Whatever!'
Contact Person: Edward the Bonobo (they call me 'The Hyacinth Girl')
U-Number: U803114
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guina Posted Mar 5, 2005
Name of Service: The campaign to re-name the Thingites, "Prats"
A-Number: A3664514
Description: Are you bored with the Thingites and their extremly dull prattle? Are you a Thursdayite? Are you looking for an excuse to party? Are you getting bored right now? If so (or if not) join the society - You get a badge!!
Category: Club
Contact Person: Black Leopard (AKA Lemming)
U-Number: U722932
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Thursday Posted Mar 8, 2005
Name of Service: The Campaign for Thursday
U-Number: A3308410
Description: The most popular upising against the Thingites ever, the Campaign for Thursday is not to be mocked. Join in with the T3N thread, have a drink or ten at the bar, or just wop yourself out...
Category: Club
Contact Person: Thursday
U-Number: U1127621
Thanks 
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Post Team Posted Mar 10, 2005
New this week:
The Campaign for Thursday
The campaign to re-name the Thingites "Prats"
/Titania
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KB Posted Mar 25, 2005
Name of Service: Gardeners' Guild
A-Number: A148907
Description: Relaxed place for gardeners or plant fiddlers
Category: Clubs, Societies, and Organizations
Contact Person: King Bomba
U-Number: U891566
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Post Team Posted Mar 31, 2005
New this week:
Gardeners' Guild
Oh - and I took the liberty to change the link to <./>A3461898</.>...
/Titania
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NPY Posted Apr 7, 2005
Name of Service: Calling Dire Straits Fans......Is There Anybody Home?
A-Number: A3461465
Description: Dire Striats Fan Club
Category:
Contact Person: Not panicing yet
U-Number: U187116
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mazie (returning soon...) Posted Apr 14, 2005
Name of Service: The "Ladies who would like to s**g Chris Eccleston" Club
A-Number: A3886969
Description: A place to chat, drink, fantasize and drool...
Category: clubs
Contact Person: lazy-mazie
U-Number: U1249960
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Post Team Posted Apr 21, 2005
New this week:
The "Ladies who would like to s**g Chris Eccleston" Club
/Titania
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- 181: Post Team (Jan 20, 2005)
- 182: Cheese Busters (Creator of C.H.E.E.S.E. and Keeper of the Fondo) I am mad, just ask my slice of cheese, Bob (Jan 23, 2005)
- 183: Titania (gone for lunch) (Jan 24, 2005)
- 184: Cheese Busters (Creator of C.H.E.E.S.E. and Keeper of the Fondo) I am mad, just ask my slice of cheese, Bob (Jan 24, 2005)
- 185: Post Team (Feb 2, 2005)
- 186: Cheese Busters (Creator of C.H.E.E.S.E. and Keeper of the Fondo) I am mad, just ask my slice of cheese, Bob (Feb 3, 2005)
- 187: Arisztid Lugosi (Feb 6, 2005)
- 188: Edward the Bonobo - Gone. (Feb 22, 2005)
- 189: Post Team (Mar 3, 2005)
- 190: guina (Mar 5, 2005)
- 191: Thursday (Mar 8, 2005)
- 192: Post Team (Mar 10, 2005)
- 193: KB (Mar 25, 2005)
- 194: Post Team (Mar 31, 2005)
- 195: KB (Apr 1, 2005)
- 196: NPY (Apr 7, 2005)
- 197: Post Team (Apr 14, 2005)
- 198: NPY (Apr 14, 2005)
- 199: mazie (returning soon...) (Apr 14, 2005)
- 200: Post Team (Apr 21, 2005)
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