Welcome To The Guild Of C.H.E.E.S.E.
Welcome !We in plain are a bunch of loonys that have nothing to do and enjoy licking frogs.
You may wander what our amazing title has to do with anyting, we don't a clue but we like to thing it stands for:
Crazy Hitmen that Enjoy Eating Strange Eggs3
So you want to know what we do?
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Sorry blasted thing, where was I, Oh yes, so you want to know what we do all the time apart from licking frogs, well we wage war of course!
We now have an offical mascot! - It's the Dophin5 from the song at the begining of the new h2g2 film!
Our Favourite Frogs:6
Fondo Man - The Strawberry Poison Arrow Frog.
Cheese Anator - The Terrible Poison Dart Frog.
Wiffy - Multi-flavoured Multi-layered Cheese Covered Poisonous Tree Frog *whew*.
Chupito - So drunk he can't remember!
Crackers - The Acrobatic Manic Brazilian Hippie Tree Frog .
Gogenzola-man - .Hungarian Finger Eaing Toad
Black Leopard - The Bloated Green Carrot Swallowing River Frog.
Cheddarus Maximus - A Small One Called Barry.
Cheese head - A Green Swimming Poisonous Frog.
Maximum Cheese - Poison Dart frog
Pyro-psycho-maniac-killer -1 red eye, 1 eye-patched eye called Popeye.
Riddler of Labyrinths - Red-eyed tree frog
This is our great badge designed by Ford-Prefect:
Everybody has to have it on there page and you can get the code Here.
We are currently allied to:
A List Of Our Great Rolls7 (I mean JOBS not BREAD):
Fondo Man (A.K.A. Cheese-Busters) - The great keeper of the Fondo.
Cheese Anator (A.K.A. Ford-Prefect) - Joint 2nd in command and licker of the Frogs.
Wiffy (A.K.A. cloned_madman) - Joint 2nd in command and Cookoo feeder and inventer of the Wackeo.8
Chupito (A.K.A Chupido) - Wackeo stacker and the cheese-frier.9
Crackers (A.K.A djago) - Main hitman and keeper of the Eggs.
Gogenzola-man (A.K.A Captain Nuge) - Atomic cheesebomb holder and attack co-ordinator.
Black Leopard (A.K.A Black Leopard)- Contracted Assassian
Cheddarus Maximus (A.K.A Hussassan) - Directer of Cheese's animation.
Cheese Head (A.K.A Cheese-head) - Hander out of the Frogs.
Maximum Cheese (A.K.A. Maxxi mim) - Cheese cupboard Guard
Pyro-psycho-maniac-killer (A.K.A. Ford-for-president)10 - Frog wizard
Riddler of Labyrinths (A.K.A Elwyn_Centauri) - Music keeper and assistant to Wiffy with his scientific weird inventions!!!
People stupid enough to have joined us!1. Cheese-Busters2. Ford-Prefect3. cloned_madman4. Chupito5. djago6. Captain Nuge7. Black Leopard8. Hussassan9. Cheese-head10. Maxi_mimmi11. Ford-for-president12. Elwyn_Centauri
If you wish to join our weird gang please leave a message below!
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Army at Your Power:
Here is a little animation *cough* WAR!!!!
The Attack of the Food!11