h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*hangs up a notice*

Hear ye!! Hear ye!! Come one, come all to a celebration of a grand magnitude!! In this room you will hear things that will astound you, amaze you, scare you, and likely have you running away with your tail between your legs Welcome to the Roast of the Red Dog!!!

*waits for of honor to arrive*

*slinks in tail between legs*

WooHoo!!! What about the time he used Uncle's hibiscus shirt to tie Apollo to a pole during the Chap's Club's Valentine's Day Bash? http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/F75930?thread=165109&skip=180&show=20 post 200. ;) Baaad doggy!

Did I really do that ?

Wait, wait, wait!! We can't start yet, we haven't properly advertised!! (and we especially shouldn't start with *that* story ).

I actually hadn't expected to see the Guest of Honor here yet -- blasted little lurker But since you're here Red, you might as well take up your doggie-bed-on-a-pedastal and sit back to "enjoy" the bashing you're about to receive

Is it a really comfy bed that I can curl up in ?

mmm...roast dog. just like mother used to make in korea...

Yum yum

*Finds a comfortable seat, settles back to wait for the *Big Red Book* to be opened*

....brings snacks....

s, s, , & s.

I liked the time the girls caught him in the shower. http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/F62797?thread=146103&skip=180&show=20 He was so nice, he even posed for them. ;)

I can't believe you grassed on me about that Rambling

Sept 28th..now what`s significant about that date.....Ahh..
..... Happy Birthday Red !..

is it? woo!

Yep, he's getting oooold. Positively ancient. He probably doesn't remember the little run in he had with SG http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/F81841?thread=159458&skip=80&show=20 ...or maybe, he just won't admit to it. ;)

arrgghhh - you've just bookmarked all the pervy bits haven't you Rambling

What about all the good old-fashioned mayhem like throwing sea out of a 20th floor window or Apollo's ex-girlfriend saga

..... oh and it is my birthday - become more ancient and creaking today Thanks everyone

A Red Dog Expose: Brought to you courtesy of M.others E.xposing R.ed D.og's E.vil Red Dog vs Apollo at the Temple of Ra http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/F72944?thread=129974 Red goes to town http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/F83861?thread=166213&skip=80&show=20 Ten Red Dogs?? http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/F73641?thread=136122 His involvement in the "birth" of soeasilycloned http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/F73641?thread=133066&skip=20&show=20 The Ex Files http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/A776432 Exoskeleton http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/F60726?thread=167797&skip=140&show=20 Falling Kitty http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/F60726?thread=167797&skip=380&show=20

I've been a bad dog haven't I

Darn...I was gonna mention the shower