h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[crunched frog]


That was unexpected..

*Attatches pump to left toe and reinflates,
totally misjudges pressure and floats off*

i hope you realize crunched frog can really stain ..

*regards crunched-frog-stain*
*laser beams appear from eyes, evaporating stain into non-existence*
*watches a puma doing back-flips along the horizon*
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hhhhhhh.........hello.........

*honks in reply*
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*Wonders if there are geese nearby*

Slowly oscilates to a standstill

Opens flask and pours out a slice of cake

*gives reality a kick to see if it wobbles

*falls over*
ow
that was my flibberty-gibbet you just kicked...
*flies around the ceiling to recover*
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carefully helps put flibberty-gibbet back together, which then goes bang and vanishes.

Self becomes a very very small fly swatter and heads in a ceiling orientated direction

and vanishes

* 's reality, prepares to

Quotes a line from a Faithless song:

"reality is dreaming, underneath my skin I'm screaming"

in an attempt to confuse the cinematic confection.

Oh, and still being vanished, this disembodied voice has appeared just to the left and up a bit.



No, no, over here. (Oh, that's right).

*walks along tightrope towards large mobile phone*
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*sends an extremely small text message to the giant mobile phone*

"!"

*wonders where all the custard has come from*

*sends an extremely small text message to the giant mobile phone*

"!"

*wonders where all the custard has come from*

That's twice as much custard than I realised

ypling
epling
spling
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*shakes head to try and get rid of plinging in ears*

*sinks further into custard which - being green - obviously has a faint smell of the moon about it*

*Hops onto a convenient lilly leaf and proceedes to surf the custard
(watching out for dangerous currants)

*eats a currant*
*expands to the size of a peanut*
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hmm peanuts

*but does not look like a peanut, despite the size issue*
*is sort of blue with spikes*
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