h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You'll see things for another few hours, also you'll be faster, stronger and more tireless than you ever were before. The downside is that you will fall asleep for almost a full day when the effects wear off and they can be addictive. Really these herbs were designed for horses, just like when Aunt Abigale ate a bowl of blackroot. It took months to get her to stop eating anything that looked similar. The charcoal was particularly bad, you really can't be....

Where was I? Oh yes, the burning! Why would a dragon breath a constant stream of fire as it flew? Why not scorch the general area or breath in balls of fire rather than a stream? I think the best course....

*Notices the princess fall from her hourse*
Dear lady, are you okay?
*Runs to her side, makes a few quick checks*
Whatever is damaging the land is hurting her, I don't think she'll regain conciousness until sometime after its dealt with
Or Laura gets back from italy
That does it, we need to head after whatever caused this and put a stop to it before its too late.

You'll see things for another few hours, also you'll be faster, stronger and more tireless than you ever were before. The downside is that you will fall asleep for almost a full day when the effects wear off and they can be addictive. Really these herbs were designed for horses, just like when Aunt Abigale ate a bowl of blackroot. It took months to get her to stop eating anything that looked similar. The charcoal was particularly bad, you really can't be....

Where was I? Oh yes, the burning! Why would a dragon breath a constant stream of fire as it flew? Why not scorch the general area or breath in balls of fire rather than a stream? I think the best course....

*Notices the princess fall from her hourse*
Dear lady, are you okay?
*Runs to her side, makes a few quick checks*
Whatever is damaging the land is hurting her, I don't think she'll regain conciousness until sometime after its dealt with
Or Laura gets back from italy
That does it, we need to head after whatever caused this and put a stop to it before its too late.

*ahem*

(I am, Vip here, my dear. And yes, i am in Italy, in an internet cafe, and all such things. Not sure how much time I will spend online in the next four days though)

...*breaks off a large piece of tree bark...lashes leather around it...as a shield...sits making arrows and a bow...strung of horse hair...*
I, new and improved Pandora, b.a.t. shall lead the way & save VIP for I AM the Nature Nymph!~~~~~~~~~~~

Oh yes, thats madrake root not fezlarb hair. It seems I was mistaken, the princess will be drifting in and out of conciousness. [Happy now?] Well then nature nymph - lead the way.
*Lashes Vip to her horse and mounts up ready to ride*

...*pokes Sir Override with tip of arrow...*How DARE you
try to mount Her Royal-likeness whilst she's...oh.
Nevermind. Carry on!
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lol! Still wondering who sir override is

*The old man catches the arrow before it comes halfway to hitting him and gives you a look that could freeze rivers*
I know -exactly- how to treat royaly.

Sir Override is my polite way of a rather un-natural interest Pandora has taken with the old man...she MAY be in an
ethereal garden...but she's still a Tart</aside?

Oh, what a chill up & down my spine!...*looks into the steely grey eyes that once may have been blue...*I do believe
the root is wearing off. I'm okay.

yeah, but my characters normally have different names to me, the old man is called Garric and has reacted with suprise every time he is refered to as sir override. I'm only acid override out of character, if you keep using sir override I may be tempted to belive you've taken an unnatural liking to me

*Holds pandoras gaze for a few more seconds before turning away.*
We best make haste then.

Not before proper introductions have been made.
I am Pandora. In this garden I an a Nature Nymph.
And you say your name is "Garric"? Oh my. Well, we all have our burdens to bare. I shall try as I might to aid you in your travels.
Tis my fate.

I don't remeber saying that...no wait, maybe I did...anyway, yes. Pleased to make your aquiaintance.
*Bows as best he can while still mounted*
Fate you say? It was my impression we had a chance to choose - no? So how did you come to be here, does one choose to become a nature nymph or is it something you are born with?

I don't care. I mean, I don't know. What did you say that root was?

Hmm, an amnesiac nature nymph? Well too much gorsank root will do that to a gal. No you can't have any more, its supposed to be for the horses!

But I have a very long mane....*turns to show her dark hair
nearly touches the top of her legs...*I can count in the dirt with my foot as well.I'm okay.

*wonders what else she could do with legs that flexible*

We don't have time for this! We have to catch that...that thing. Get moving.

Did you jusssss say, "Get moving?" He just said,
"Get moving." Well, I never. Okay, I have.

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It seems she is possesed by some evil spirit

to go have a look

I'm really feeling much more like my normal self.

...*skpis down the burned path looking for something she won't know what it is until she finds...*

*the barefoot nature nymph will notice that the ground under her feet is becoming warmer - and warmer - and warmer*