A Conversation for Little Restaurant in the corner: The Big Giant Sandwich! (The Food, not the City in England)

Eating in "This here restaurant"

Post 181

Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools)

[Some mother like figure who has just walked into the room] now thats not nice clipylipy, say you're sowwwyy


Eating in "This here restaurant"

Post 182

Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore.

[Clipboard pulls out a laser gun]

[Clipboard] :

Don't make me use this.


Eating in "This here restaurant"

Post 183

Evil Zombie Strider

*leaps over counter, ducks underneath bar, smashes full bottle, takes a swig, and prepares for battle*
smiley - winkeye
smiley - footprints


Eating in "This here restaurant"

Post 184

RedfoxIII

Up yours, Clip.

(Pulls out cast iron skillet)

Now, If you three start beating the crap out of each other, don't bring it over here, and don't get blood on the food. If you do, it's frying pans for you boys.

(Finishes burger. Plops it on the bun, on a plate, and slides down the counter.)


Eating in "This here restaurant"

Post 185

Evil Zombie Strider

*pauses from his battle preperations to enjoy a very enjoyable burger in every enjoyable way*

smiley - burger
mmm.

smiley - footprints
*takes another swig and continues his battle preperations*


Eating in "This here restaurant"

Post 186

RedfoxIII

(Watches with little interest.)

(Hopes the cops don't show up)


Eating in "This here restaurant"

Post 187

Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools)

What is this sign I see here....closed for extensive demolitions? I just wanted a sandwich....the BIG sandwich of course....the specialty...


Eating in "This here restaurant"

Post 188

RedfoxIII

Oh, no problem


Eating in "This here restaurant"

Post 189

RedfoxIII

So sorry, I was Bedridden.

(Begins making sandwich. goes into backroom, and disapeers. Several seconds later, he appears outside the window wearing a smock and face mask, carrying a chainsaw. He guides a large semi truck into the small loading dock. he goes inside the Trailer, and emerges in a forklift, carrying what appears to be about 3 tons of smoked turkey. the forklift lowers and he begins to cut)

*VRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWNNNNNNNN!!!*


Eating in "This here restaurant"

Post 190

Evil Zombie Strider

Makes amends with Caper plip

smiley - footprints


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Post 191

Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools)

whoa....thats gonna be one BIG sandwich......yeah! exactly what I ordered for once smiley - winkeye


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Post 192

RedfoxIII

(Begins assembling on small hand forklift, using a crane to stack everything.)

Juust a few more minutes, Yo.


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