h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

and not some hideous chemical aglomeration?

Oh, I'm sure they stick some of that in too but mainly yeast. Very good for getting vitamin B12.

There you go a completely useless fact for today!

yeast is great (apart from the fact that i'm not supposed to eat too much of it). It creates beer and marmite. Surely people must like one of the two!

Shandy!

I'm afraid 'why dilute good beer' comes to mind...

Absolutely!

Shandy should only be indulged in if the beer is too awful to drink undiluted (often occurs with homebrew)

As a general rule NEVER dilute beer. Lager is OK (nasty fizzy stuff) but definitely not beer

lager... please, take it away. A good pint of 6X any day!

Oh yes! Or any of the following:
Workie Ticket
Boddingtons
Caffreys
John Smiths

to name just a few!

BTW do we have a drunk smiley? Haven't spotted one, but then could easily have missed it!

*spots topic drift*

Mines a please

Drunk smiley =

Great! I'm sure to get a lot of use out of it!

Is there a hangover smiley?

1 out of 3 'aint bad.

And should you ever require it, we've an oral sex smiley ready and waiting for you.

Oral Sex =

oh the rudeness!!

There is a hangover - < hangover >

3sm, you could try

Appropriate for a hangover, I thought.

Flumps are good, apparently