h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[Corrigible] Oh really? Where? I ask so I can prevent Darth Sipid from getting anywhere near there.

[Sipid] Hey! I resent the imp-uh-lications of that statemark! Thing! Whatever! Ooh, shiny!

[Darth Sipid races off. SFX: crash.]

[Sipid] [off] I'm okay!

there hasn't been much posting here latly

Not "latly", no.

*burp?*

Bebbies.

bebbies?

In a bleak corner of the stadium, the odd alien--unfortunately named Kudos--fiddles with wires and controls, attaching them to the stadium in some odd way.

Behind him, a mysterious robe-clad figure stands and watches with great interest. "Kudos," she mutters, "Hand me that chainsaw..."

"Chainsaw? What the heck for, Cor...I mean, Phoenix?"

"Oh...you'll see..." she says with a large grin as she looks upon the surroundings.

we need more victem's

[Corrigible] Yeah, we do ...

I think so too...

[Corrigible] I know! Let's go get some!

Ya!...How?

*walks in with a breeze softly blowing his cloak*
" So this is the place huh"

*begins to look for anyone in the room*

"Is this were I get to be bad"

*Stands waiting for an anwer as his brown eyes turn completely black*

[Corrigible] Um, yes it is. What you do is, you get into one of these large metal spheres, and it gets launched into this huge pinball machine, along with other large metal spheres, and you spend three IRL days in the game.

"Son of a blue faced carp with buck teeth."

*moves towards a metal ball*

"well at least I'll have company".

*I being to suck air in filling my chest up. A face begins to pull away from the cloak on my back. After a few seconds a ghostly female figure is standing by me. She seems only to be made of mist. sounds of whispers are lightly heard as other faces are seen on the black cloak.*

"Three days, sound like fun."

*Walks into the ball*

[Corrigible] Oh, and I forgot to mention ... one of the spheres contains a thermonuclear explosive. [slams the sphere shut and launches it] MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA --

[CATS] I are of the CHOPPERS attacking!

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[Corrigible] CATS! What have I told you about interrupting my insane laughter!?

*The PA Speaker for the stadium kicks in*

KL-Corrigible....Bobo....Yow....would you mind checking up on what Kudos and his new companion are doing? In case you haven't forgotten, it's generally a good idea to check up on people when they're attaching wires to the stadium.

*Sighs*

KL-You leave the chamber for a few months, and people stop monitoring the security system....STOP SLACKING OFF! I'VE GOT AN INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT JOB COMING UP FOR US SOON!

[Corrigible] Yeah, okay. Um ... [looks around]

[Meanwhile...]

[Dr. Wily] [approaching Kudos in his flying saucer thing] Excuse me, but what are you doing?

*burp?*

*sitting in the ball*

"thanks for the worning about the bomb. I'll note that and just change forms."

*Eyes glow a light green, my body become transparent as the female beside me*

"faster, faster, wwweeeee"