h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Or do I really want to know?
*thinks a minute about what has been discussed the last few posts, and decides to leavewell enough alone--at least while eating lunch*

...you forget the canopy and the waterfalls

OK, just to put up some of Edimbra and then I'll see if I can find some nice pics of Leeds.

Oh, OK

"nice pics"? for the hills! oh, we remember the waterfalls and the canopy

*grins*
On with the demands!!!

*attempts to think of final destination of logs picture*
hmm
So where are these photos then?

Noooooo, please don't make me watch any more cars Where's your fairyanity, woman?

You'll find the pics via
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A532568
but I'm still working through the sobercam ones.

I realise it's early, but would you like some cheesecake, nice fairy?

And our final demands are these:

Wumbeevil is to stop sending pictures of cl*wns to Tinkerbell .

The link to the scary Peter Pan from Wumbeevil's links Page must be removed.

b.b.but wasn't it Tinkerbell who asked me to put up the Peter Pan link in the first place? Admittedly she may have been sitting on the wrong toadstools that day...... Ouch! OK, OK, it was all my doing.

At least think of all those lonely women in the "looking for a nice guy" thread. You're denying them the chance of eternal happiness should they stumble across Peter Pan and realise that they should be counting their blessings for being single.

*looks at the four tapping feet and two crossed arms and wonders how Amy does that without falling down*



Aw, OK then. At least they've nothing to do with cars. Despite them contravening my insect rights, I agree to both the above demands .....

......after one for the road <clow....Eeek!

Maybe she manages the four tapping feet by drumming them like we can our fingers--you know, one's onthe surface at all times?

So are there now seven demands? I stopped counting...

And how about the penalty I suggested...?

Penalty?

I've not got to learn the words to Chain Reaction have I?

No, I suggested that if you don't meet the demands, that Amy mail the towel to me...And you would never see it again *sinister * Since it's clean (and presumably dry by now), there would be no problem about sending hazardous material through the mail...

I don't think we'd be that cruel.

Would we?

Eek! My sketch is everywhere! And I have it on good authority that it doesn't look much like me--I asked my husband...(I figure he looks at me more than I do...)Of course, that meant I had to tell him that I'm a bit more involved in h2g2 than he thought...Though I didn't reveal exactly *how* involved (addicted?) I am...

(Probably the wrong radish thread for this but oh, well...)

We just couldn't stop you from throwing yourself infront of the camera at every opportunity.

Actually, although I'm terminally shy, I am a bit of a ham, so I would have probably done the same...I never would have gone into the Gent's loo, though...And Wumbeevil has edited the photos so that the colored version of the sketch is in almost all of them...

Lies, all lies. I never touched a single one of them.

Finished at last, and at least two ransom demand pics are up.

Better go and kill Peter Pan before bed and get that one out of the way.

I'm sure Tink will love the plant pot one.

Another three hours and I can add the finishing touch I couldn't be bothered doing last night.

So you mean that you persuaded a child and a monkey to wear my face? (Among other edited pics..)Somehow I doubt it...

Damn! I knew there was something famyiliar about that monkey. I shoulds spotted the simianlarities before.

As for the kid, it's amazing what you can get them to do when armed with a catapult and burning radishes.

Wum "quietly awaiting death by a thousand wand lashes" beevil