h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes - but it isn't dry yet. I'll keep you posted.

Ooh, perhaps you could point your webcam at it so we can watch it drying?

Carry on with the demands, then

To reduce anxiety levels in the general populace, I will reassure everyone that the drivers for my webcam are currently up the creek (technical term) and everyone is thus spared footage of Wumbeevil's towel drying.

Aw, what a shame

I must get my webcam working sometime too... although despite having it for well over a year now, I still haven't thought of anything to point it at.

We must be grateful for small mercies .

Demand Number Next: Ooh, this is a serious one.

We demand that Wumbeevil must stop taking photographs of naked, tortured radishes and publishing them on the web.

Of course, if the demands aren't met, I can always send Amy my mailing address...And Wumbeevil will never see his towel again!*sinister * (Since it's now clean, Amy doesn't need to worry about sending hazardous material through the mail...)

I've worked out the timeline for that towel. I think it may have went into the bag on Hogmanay last century to protect me breakables.

Amy, you realise your washing machine is now ruined for any other towel? It'll just look at them and laugh, "I've washed Wumbeevil's towel, come back after a year or two in a camembert cave, junior.".

I thought ransom demands were meant to be discrete, not "3.142", but relax I'm not doing the "Easy as Pi" one.

Wumbeevil's item is now all soft and floppy .

And the washing machine survived .

Next demand: Wumbeevil is to seek urgent help from Gag Halfrunt for his obsession with urinals.

Section one of above demand--And stop putting paper women in his urinal pictures! Or at least keep the captions off!

However, the other captions are fine

i'me So glad i Didn't leave anything at the Ant Nest

Nothing new there then, did you forget to put a tablet in the machine?



That's a difficult demand, that urinal one, there's a meet in Glasgow next month. I suspect a hidden agentsda. Are you entering for the Turder prize as well then? If I flush out a posterior motive, urinal sorts of bother Amy Ant.

PS News just in. Gag said it's OK to carry on. Apparently archaeologists from the 39th Century will be delighted when they dig up my computer, my pics will be called the Dead Wee Scrolls.

Na, that's not working...and no I'm not back to line one again.

But what does Gag have to say about that caption? '...watch my bag...', indeed! *rolls eyes*

Whoops! That was an answer to Amy the Ant.

*wanders off muttering about buses*

Ahem! Didn't a certain paper lady say she liked puns?

Good ones, yeah...

Well if you want to run with the toiletgoers, you've got to take the rough with the smooth.

It wasn't *my* idea to go to the urinal... My paper self musta been ...going by the triple photo, maybe she was ...

I've just had a horrible premonition about the final destiny of the photo of the logs.