h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

... but I do!

Do not contact the police or the towel gets it. Await ransom demand.

Go Amy! Hold the towel to Randsom! 2,000,000 Raddishes to get its return sounds fair

Wumbeevil must meet our seven demands if he is ever to see his towel alive again.

Number 1: All photos of Amy the Ant should be stretched along the vertical axis to make her look taller and thinner before they are put on public display.

Ditto for my photos please

The photos of me will tend to have you in them, 2Legs.

Very good point my ankles much improved now as you ask

2. After stretching Amy and 2Legs, the photos must be posted ASAP!!

Demand Number 2: The photos of Wumbeevil asleep in Amy's houseplants must be published.

Wouldn't that be #3? Or does my #2 not count?

In the house plants?

I *meant* what I posted as demand #2, silly...

(How could I have done *anything* in Amy's houseplants? After all, the plants are a continent and an ocean away...)

was it you that was being refered to for sleeping in plants? could it be your picture we had automatic automatic :: sailing by

*grins*
The picture of you was great Amy P, theres more photos of you than anyone else, and in a great and wide variety of poses and stages of coloured-in-ness

Oi! That towel has been lying in the bottom of that bag for around a year, so approach it with caution. It's main function was to kamikazily protect the bag contents from the actions of a tired and emotional Wumbeevil. ......OK, OK

As I have only just found this thread thanks to a prompt from Amy P, I fear I may have already broken one of the conditions of release. Can we assume that any pics featuring Amy & 2Legs already published have been squashed down, and to avoid arousing suspicions, any future pics will also be in Senna mode?

2, 000, 000 Radishes? OK, no problem.

Picture of me? On your own heads be it.

On a plus point, my nice red and black train was only an hour late at Carlisle and the sealed carriage was 90F with 100% humidity (presumably from sitting in the sun somewhere), so I now weigh 33 grams (give or take a tonne) and have a Feltzlike figure. Don't ask, Amy P, you'll only regret it

More pics tonight, the "W" word calls.

Err, did someone say "Seven demands"?

I rather think so

Wot's he doing with all those senna pods?

It was definitely Wumbeevil asleep in my pot plants. At the time, Amy P. was on the bookshelf. Her eyes are still following me around the room!

Demand Number 3.142: We want one million altarian dollars in used banknotes - placed in a pink and yellow striped paper bag.

Oh, and the towel has been moved carefully - by a trained team of towel operatives wearing full environmental suits - to the washing machine.

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Now; getting hold of a paper bag like that is going to be darn tricky ::
Lunch time ! you have even cleaned is towel

Ooh, does it bend now?