h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[KABOOM! Somebody set up ACFNHQ the bomb! And guess who it is!]

[CATS] How are you gentlemen! This base are belong to us!

*SM walks in confidently, this time deermined to remember who's in the thread attacking who*

Hello there, dawgs. Care for some fun?

Long dog peeks around corner.

If you're attacking the navy, try the river outside the Dog House. It seems we're having a bit of a problem with the Crimson , water-wise. It's been taken over by cartoon characters and run aground.
*Fires off token flea-bomb in the general direction of the cat's attack squad, then wonders what she did with the computer virus gun...
It was around here, somewhere...*

*Njan, hearing the sound of the flea grenade flying through the air, spins, grabs a handgun, and shoots it out of the sky*

Nice try, dogs.

[CATS] Quickly! Go must we of the docks to! Liquidate of the fleet we must! [heads towards the docks with the intent of blowing up a few ships, by which I mean /all/ of the ships]

Avec plaisir.

*watches the cats and CATS up the empty dock...
The sound of crickets is peaceful this evening...*

*hasn't moved*

I like crickets

*says something offensive to a passing *
^. .^
= ' =

[CATS looks embarrassed for a moment.]

[CATS] All of righting! Blow up of stuff we will!

Oh, goody! I love a fireworks show!!
*Sits back, waiting for the s to go off.*

So do I, mayble I'll just sit down and..

*looks around*

*clears throat*

AHem. No, I shall attack you. That's what I'm supposed to do, Isn't it?

[CATS] Of blow anything up that are not us being!

[[Neutron Ring]]

[CATS causes a huge shockwave to appear, blowing stuff up.]

The Huge Shockwave causes dogs short hair to ruffle. All long hair cats get full effect of a bad fur day. md

[CATS shoots MD with his plasma buster. Oh, and by the way, Gilgamesh's theme from Final Fantasy 5 is playing in the background.]

Most of MD's plasma gets busted. He hides, looking out for some support. md

Ouch. *Being made mostly of ecto-plasm, gets a nasty shock.*
Some show! I came to watch the fireworks, not be one!
*Begins casting, will take 10 hours or five posts for the spell to take effect.*

Begins to drool with anticipation. Hope the spell doesn't ruin the fur. I need to get some pelts to make a hat and gloves for RD.

MD

Get your own pelts!
Continues chanting, gathering up energies for a 2 spell combo attack...