h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Don't get distracted, the spell may go awry. MD

After 10 hours and 45 minutes, casts the first spell, whipping up a strong wind....(About 75 miles per hour), which comes out of the north, bearing down on all within the area... Will take about 1 hour to reach the first researcher...

*frowns*

*clicks his fingers, and disappears in a small shimmering silver sphere of displacement energy, now safe in the general bay of a nearby ROU type 5 (militant)*

I will cancel the spell if people will tone down the attacks. It's O.K. to damage the property, but The Plasma gun ect. will kill. Please don't kill Dogs.
I can take a hit, but lately cats have been firing off attacks that have "Blown up the Dog House" and "brought (A dog) down to 1 hit point". Personally, My character has taken 3 such hits recently, without being allowed to dodge.

*The wind sweeps in range and casts the second spell, turning it into a thunderstorm. Lightning begins to rain down in the vacinity. Leaving all to take shelter, fades. The storm will rage unabated for several hours. Bolts of lightning will strike at random, and the wind will be strong enough to uproot small trees. The docks, as well as other ACF facilities will take minor damage. Having been built to withstand strong winds,they will survive. Mediocredane is sheltered by a spell shielding him from the effects of this storm. Others in the area might do well to take shelter...*

[[Peach Fuzz]]

[CATS casts a spell which causes hundreds of s to appear all over each dog.]

There. Happy?

Aaaargh!

Strangely enough, the placebo effect of the smileys heals MD's busted plasma. md

*is drenched*

*hides under a tree, getting dripped on and holding Cleo tight for warmth and comfort*

*another orb of silvery shimmering displacement energy shimmers its way into existence just besides Mushroom*

*it disappears, leaving in its wake a small, but well-formed, umbrella of a type just suitable for a mushroom and a small cat*

*the umbrella falls to the ground*

*picks up metal umbrella*

*hides under umbrella under tree*

[CATS] You have no chance to survive make your time! Ha ha ha ha!

[Squall teleports in, konks CATS over the head with the flat of his gunblade, and teleports out again.]

hey, i specifically mantioined that i didn't kill any s when i blew up the dog house, so don't go giving me the guilt trip, ok?
and can i just clarify something? who's attacking who here?
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i mean maintained...or did i mean mentioned? oh, i forget...
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Now that you mantioin it (which is made of pounded rooots, or is it some sort of enzyme?).

[CATS] What you say??

And now, CATS is attacking the Curiositizer! Yowp! http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F74719?thread=162183

oh goody. bring some s back for me to torture
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Rar.