A Conversation for The H2G2 Programmers' Corner

rand() is not random, sort of

Post 161

some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one

DIE, SUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* bloke's wearing a lovely radioactive atoll for the bikini competition. Vote for me at A781184 or I'll take it off (you don't want that to happen) *


rand() is not random, sort of

Post 162

DoctorMO (Keeper of the Computer, Guru, Community Artist)

error on line 1, could not compile sense... please press any key to continue...

-- DoctorMO --


rand() is not random, sort of

Post 163

some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one

smiley - erm Can't find that key...

btw I was refering to the previous post, where someone refered to the death of the thread.

* bloke's wearing a lovely radioactive atoll for the bikini competition. Vote for me at A781184 or I'll take it off (you don't want that to happen) *


rand() is not random, sort of

Post 164

DoctorMO (Keeper of the Computer, Guru, Community Artist)

that idea crept into my head, but then I re-read your shouting post, and decided that you were just being funny* with us.

-- DoctoRMO --

* by funny I don't mean a joke


rand() is not random, sort of

Post 165

some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one

Yes, I'm funny that way...

* bloke's wearing a lovely radioactive atoll for the bikini competition. Vote for me at A781184 or I'll take it off (you don't want that to happen) *


rand() is not random, sort of

Post 166

DoctorMO (Keeper of the Computer, Guru, Community Artist)

It kind of upset me that someone could be that crule by shouting down someones vertual ear! you must be ashamed. smiley - sadfacesmiley - blue

-- DoctorMO --


rand() is not random, sort of

Post 167

Calculator Nerd 256

and no one ever decided to help me on my online "Animal Crossing" clone
smiley - geek>8^B


rand() is not random, sort of

Post 168

Calculator Nerd 256

btw, does the bbc have some sort of infinite server or something? how much longer can H2G2 grow?
poor Mr. Adams, he wanted H2G2 to be on cell phones and pda's with gps's.
oh well
smiley - geek>8^B


rand() is not random, sort of

Post 169

26199

Well, Calculator Nerd... figure out the size of a typical post, in bytes...

Estimate the number of posts per day...

Therefore come up with a figure for the amount of new space h2g2 needs each year...

And compare to the per Gb cost of hard disks.

I think you'll find there's nothing to worry about smiley - smiley


rand() is not random, sort of

Post 170

DoctorMO (Keeper of the Computer, Guru, Community Artist)

nothing whats so ever, I'm holding out for a linux palmtop, and I'm going to get DON'T PANIC engraved on the front in large friendlt letters smiley - winkeye

but it's have to be at least a i386 200Mhz equiverlent,

-- DoctorMO --


rand() is not random, sort of

Post 171

Calculator Nerd 256

also, is there a reason that the pages are getting more and more difficult to load?
i have to refresh 5 times to get it to work, and still no imgs
smiley - geek>8^B


rand() is not random, sort of

Post 172

DoctorMO (Keeper of the Computer, Guru, Community Artist)

I've never got that problem now, it's always prompt, I dodn't think we could have got a better service from anyone else. to be honest this is the best community going.

-- DoctorMO --


I'm making an online community from scratch. Anyone want to help me?

Post 173

The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42

I'm in. I don't know how I can help, but I want to learn, and I would be a big-time member of your thing if everything stays moral. Also, I would like to play / write online RPGs, but how do I start?

smiley - towelNerd42


I'm making an online community from scratch. Anyone want to help me?

Post 174

The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42

I'd be a member of such a thing as that if everything stays moral.

smiley - towelNerd42


I'm making an online community from scratch. Anyone want to help me?

Post 175

DoctorMO (Keeper of the Computer, Guru, Community Artist)

hmmm, moral, how can you get more moral that the BBC?

-- DoctorMO --


I'm making an online community from scratch. Anyone want to help me?

Post 176

The Artist Formerly Known as Nerd42

You mean a community that is actually PART of the BBC? I thought "from scratch" meant you were doing it yourselves without having most of it already done for you, and there are lots of so-called "online commmunities" that sell porn, so there should be some kind of rule thingy that prevents that, BBC or not.


I'm making an online community from scratch. Anyone want to help me?

Post 177

Calculator Nerd 256

well, i meant a client program that runs like a graphical MUD
so, yes it is from scratch
i am glad that someone finally decided to help me
*jabs docmo in the ribs*
smiley - geek>8^B


I'm making an online community from scratch. Anyone want to help me?

Post 178

Calculator Nerd 256

as far as morality goes, it all depends on the people who play it
i suppose if they want, they can form a government after the game begins
the design crew will all be there, and we will be immortal and all-powerful
we shall smite the wicked
i like to think i am funny
smiley - geek>8^B


I'm making an online community from scratch. Anyone want to help me?

Post 179

Calculator Nerd 256

hey, nerd42, what programming languages do you know?
it'd be great if it is like an RPG, but instead of just stats, everything is alterable
in fact, i have said all of this before, so just read the first thousand pages of posting and you will be caught up
smiley - geek>8^B


I'm making an online community from scratch. Anyone want to help me?

Post 180

DoctorMO (Keeper of the Computer, Guru, Community Artist)

*Click*

Ah I see, right I'm with you, status... awaiting deveopments and instructions...

you could at least create a yahoo group or somthing that people who are interested can join.

-- DoctorMO --


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