h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Are you on crack?

If WTF's all yer got then (aarr) hand that over!
*starts swashbuckling with her cutlass and knocks over a computer and a lot of 1s and 0s*
We'll 'ave some of those binary digits too!!

*attempts to remove the corduroy brown hat*

AAaar! Where are my scurvy crew?

*loads binary digits onto the ship*

*loads binary digits and floppy discs*

What shall we do with a drunken sailor?
What shall we do with a drunken sailor?
What shall we do with a drunken sailor?
Ear-lie in the morning!

*loads the drunken sailor onto the ship and locks him up*
There, problem solved

*pinches brown hat and runs around laughing*

Make sure you shave his belly with a rusty razor. Oh, and put him in bed with the Captain's daughter.

I don't have a daughter!

*To the guy in the brown hat : Just go along with it *

The razor is already in a glass of water fetting rusty.
Mind if I take these old internet servers lying around-you dont have a choice, I have big sword in my hand!

*Swashbuckles*

*when loading the servers onto the Falconer he sees an old Microsoft computer and shoots it on the spot*
It was evil eeevil I tell ya!

Can I have my hat back please, you patch-eyed swarthy brutes?

Screw the hat, are you allied with the eeeeevil microsoft empire?

Seems as if we're done here.

Hey!

*nobody seems to notice the doctor until it's too late, popping out of a crate of servers and blasting some firebolts at the crew...*

-- DoctorMO --

*Galantly jumps in front of firebolts.*

Aaarrrr! Expendable Crewman #42 saves the day!

No nr 42- you're not on suicide duty until tomorrow!
*throws a big keyboard infront of nr 42 wich deflects the bolts*
You're on falling-in-a-trap duty today!