h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Doesn't anybody care.

Awwwww we're just very busy fighting our ancient foe the Cats on about a zillion fronts.

*Hands Draco another loo brush*

I guess I overeacted.

We'd be happy to negotiate a Non-Agression/Mutual Defence Pact with you Draco . We have one with the Potato Army A643907.

I'll think about it ask the council. I'll let you know .

We the Dragon council have come to a very unaniminous descision. NO. We would be glad to join the war as a third side.

*Raises eyebrows*

Oh really? Uh, could you step a little to your left, please. You're, um, blocking the light.

*Hopes Draco doesn't notice the crack in the floor outlining the trap door.*

*Draco plops down and refuses to move* *He looks warily at Big Bad Werewolf*

Ah, okay then, perhaps you would like to make yourself comfortable. Er, more comfortable.

*Puts a nice fluffy cushion on the floor just to the left of Draco.*

*makes note that theer is already a third side (the Free Foxes) and thatthe addition of a fourth side is making it increasingly look like a game of Risk*

*Appreciates that "total destruction weapons", and the like are, quite rightly, now frowned upon, wonders whether a swift kick to Draco`s person, thus directing him in the direction of the hidden trapdoor, might be an acceptable ploy. Just for fun*

I didn't realise there was a third side. Now there's four?

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*Draco realizes that he is in a literal mine field. Draco picks up a Chihuahua and places him on the pillow. Watches to see if trap trips*

*Discretely moves his foot away from a concealed button on the floor.*

*Sits on cushion(and accidentaly )*
Comfy. *Falls and gets stuck in trapdoor* Maybe I should diet.

*Floorboards break*
*Draco looks sheepish(or dragonish)*
Sorry about that

*sighs and adds another item to the maintenance list*