h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Okay, you've piqued my interest. Pray elaborate

I can't ..... I make everything up as I go along

Well, I'll try then.

We'll pay you with money generated from pro- Dog publicity stunts, performed by you. We'll only keep 40%.

Excellent proposal

Dang- as most wanted cat I can't possibly accept that

You don't have to formally accept. It could just be an.... arrangement.

*pulls heroic pose*

Are you trying to appeal to my darker side? Only I don't have one

Just the grey bit in the middle

Can you be an arch- nemesis if you don't have a dark side? I thought, that, being most- wanted cat 'n all, you wouldn't have a *light* side.

Well, I kinda thought you were the bad guys, me being a cat and all

I'd have to agree with that.

No no no no no no no no ! I think that sorts that out.

All right, say we don't appeal to your dark side, instead it's an appeal to your materialist side?

*starts making a chinking sound with a large bag of gold coins*

Come on.... being an arch- nemesis doesn't pay that well these days, you probably want something put away for retirement, don't you? And what with inflation and all, the money you do save up will soon all be used up. We can make things so much easier, more comfortable for you.

*shuffles two obscenely large wads together*

You can have this and more... it's easy... all you have to do is say yes.

*produces draft contact from his pocket offers it to sarge*



*takes nib off a gold pen inscribed "To Sarge - looking forward to our future together" *

*looks at pen with slightly worried look on face*

Anyway, i don't think a cripple could help you much