A Conversation for The Dog House
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Feb 4, 2003
*loads a brace of six-inchers, mates up tail with stump and presses the trigger*
CRUMP
*silence*
I appear to have nailed my hand to your rear 
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Tefkat Posted Feb 4, 2003
That could lead to some interesting complications if anyone sees us.
Would your wife understand if you tried to explain you were just trying to nail a bit of tail? 
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Tefkat Posted Feb 4, 2003
Still, every cloud has a silver lining. At least you no longer have a limp, floppy appendage in your hand. 
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Researcher 185550 Posted Feb 6, 2003
Did anyone see God Almighty with Clive Anderson? UK.
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Researcher 185550 Posted Feb 6, 2003
Neil Morrissey. But they were both good.
It's just because, the reference to limp appendages reminded me of Neil Morrissey's hell.
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Feb 9, 2003
*opens cupboard*
*finds nail remover and a needle and thread*
Come 'ere, you two
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Tefkat Posted Feb 9, 2003
Coming Sarge.
*Shuffles sideways, briefly getting stuck in doorway*
So what is Neil Morrisey's hell then?
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Feb 10, 2003
Dunno - but I would hazard a guess that being on Big Brother alone with Les Dennis might come close to the top 
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Researcher 185550 Posted Feb 10, 2003
I didn't watch it. It wasn't worth it. Jack Dee wasn't in it so that was it for me. I have said 'it' too many times.
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Feb 11, 2003
*undoes the damamge done by RD and tefkat, and reattaches tail*
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RedFish ><> Posted Feb 11, 2003
Whats r u to on about? I dont watch enough TV.... or something.
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Feb 11, 2003
Ai fank yew Sarge. I need someone around to repair all the damage I do - have you ever thought of doing it full time for me ?
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Feb 13, 2003
Well, I would but how can a cat look after a dog?
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Researcher 185550 Posted Feb 13, 2003
Well, there are some things in common, no? Squeaky toys. Taste for meat. Nice place to sleep, and so on.
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Feb 13, 2003
.... they'd be a small gratuity involved of course
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- 423: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Feb 4, 2003)
- 424: Tefkat (Feb 4, 2003)
- 425: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Feb 4, 2003)
- 426: Tefkat (Feb 4, 2003)
- 427: Researcher 185550 (Feb 6, 2003)
- 428: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Feb 6, 2003)
- 429: Researcher 185550 (Feb 6, 2003)
- 430: Sergeant Mushroom (Feb 9, 2003)
- 431: Tefkat (Feb 9, 2003)
- 432: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Feb 10, 2003)
- 433: Researcher 185550 (Feb 10, 2003)
- 434: Sergeant Mushroom (Feb 11, 2003)
- 435: RedFish ><> (Feb 11, 2003)
- 436: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Feb 11, 2003)
- 437: Researcher 185550 (Feb 13, 2003)
- 438: Sergeant Mushroom (Feb 13, 2003)
- 439: Researcher 185550 (Feb 13, 2003)
- 440: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Feb 13, 2003)
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