h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Welcome aboard tuc. You`ll find lots of action at the Cathouse (plenty of scooping needed there) and the H2G2 Waterworks and Beach . You can keep up with all Cat War events at the Dog House and get to all locations where stuff is happening through the Navigation Bar we installed. Evil weapons abound a plenty at the Scientific research centre. You can also join the ACF Navy, Marines and Airforce. We don`t presently have a Toxic clean-up squad (we`re more in the business of creating it rather than cleaning it) but feel free to be creative and do your own thing.

Welcome to H2G2 from the Brotherhood of the Dog - this is a great place. Feel free to drop around to my personal space anytime and introduce yourself.

Woof woof

1. Springer Sprangle, Caption, 180129
2. Leader of spy squad. I am small but dangerous. Cats are evil creatures that should be taken over at once and If I fail my mission I will put shame upon my name.

*Looks around with satisfaction at all the new recruits. Begins mingling and welcoming.*

About time we had our own drinks party / mess dinner for the chaps what !

You are all Invited to the ACF Mess Dinner and Gala Awards Night at http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F73233?thread=137181&post=1251384#p1251384. Dress uniforms only. No Cats.

1. Rambling, Bombadier, A181768
2. Bombing raids, Propaganda drops, and will supply specially trained Carrier Parrots to needy AFC personel (To deliver top secret communications)

Would like to skip the mustache, please, and let me have a scarf that matches my lipstick.

Welcome to the ACF Bombadier Rambling (First Class). We like the idea of carrier Parrots - you are invited immediately to the Mess dinner at http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F73233?thread=137181 No problem with the mustache - they are fake only and you need only keep them on your person. The airforce has a range of silk scarfs for its flyers - I am sure Busterbone can find you something suitable at Fighter Command http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A616844

Secret agent K-9
Lead dog on the reconnaissance team

Welcome comrades. Feel free to join us at the Mess Dinner (dress uniforms please) or pitch yourself straight into the action. Good to have you aboard - your names are now on the roll of heroes at the Dog House and you are now official members of the ACF. Get after them Cats.

Red Dog

Name: Ice Fang
Breed: Artic wolf
Rank: First Lieutenant
Work under: Springer Sprangle/ In Spy squad

1. Type name, rank and serial No here.
2. State desired position in the ACF

Sorry forgot about the number here it is~ 180545,
and task I work for Sringer Sprangle,

Attention All Dog units!
Attention All dog units!

The Dirty good for nothing Cats haves developed a mechanical bug! If this Bug is Swallowed that dog will have one of three things a cold, fever, or ear infection!

I found this information when I was spying on their Lab. They were trying to get a poison in it but somehow all their poisons were mysteriously lost ( I wonder how that happened). Also the bugs die if the are given poison. I have a prototype. ::holds it out::



No eating Bugs

Springer Sprangle

could bob be susoect he's snowy's pet spider

Greetings new recruits. Thank you for signing up to the great cause we are em-bark-ed on . Saturns Daughter you have been entered in the Roll Call of heroes as Ice Fang name.

Springer Sprangle - good work, if you can post a link we`ll get an airstrike organised. Or go to Fighter Command and post there yourself and Peregrin, Busterbone and RedFish will act on it appropriately (usually something evil and nasty). You can find Fighter Command through the Dog House Nav Bar.

The war is going well my troops - on to victory.

Red Dog

<groan smiley

Hello all!!!
Red Dog, I know this suggestion should go to the Armoury, and Scienctific place, but I'm not sure if it will be read there. I was looking over the Trojin Cat 2 and i was thinking, that thing as so much weaponry, and other things that it will be most unstable and well umm... one well placed fire or shot would probably blow the thing sky high with out trying. I was talking with my comander Springer Sprangel earlier, and we thought of something, why not load the thing with water guns or something of the sort, I mean what do cats hate beyond anything, what scares and frightens them... water! All cats hate it, and if they try to light it on fire it won't work, not to mention shots fired won't cause to many problems. i haven't thought it through completely yet, but I was hoping to stop the TC2 from going out till we have thought of this option.
~Ice Fang
(SaturnsDaughter)

Dahlin...It ain't so much what cats hate as what dogs love. Waterguns would definately be the way to go...but then they'd have to miss out on that earth-shaking KA-BOOOOM!
with any luck, they'll decide to take your suggestion before the cat, who's sneaking up on them in another thread, gets close enough to test your theory.
if not, here, sit back and watch the fireworks. you gotta admit, there's nothing like a good explosion...

Red Dog... ramblin has withdrawn from the war

I declare a day of mourning for our valiant Texan