A Conversation for The Dog House
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Lady Ice, Black Herald of the order of the Silver Staff Posted Sep 20, 2001
::watches schizo:: poor pup, Well come on waiting for orders Commander, either of you Sprangle? Red Dog Sir?
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Sep 20, 2001
*Tannoy announcement is heard in the Recruitment Centre* Ahem, testing, testing .... can you hear me down there ..... how do you work the blasted thing ..... mumble .... OK chaps, heads up, after the recent debacle at the Musehome we`re holding a Armistice party at http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F51888?thread=140805. Go there and mingle - there is a dastardly plot being hatched which`ll break in a day or so.
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Artenshiur, the perpetually pseudopresent Posted Sep 21, 2001
What's all this not-putting-my-name-on-the-list? I have most assuredly joined, several days ago, and yet woe! for I am ignored. Methinks you don't WANT the help of the Shiurhud. I hope I am mistaken.
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Sep 22, 2001
*wrings hands*
I will correct the appalling oversight immediately ... cannot apologise too much old chap. Just can`t get the staff these days ..... mumble, mumble.
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Artenshiur, the perpetually pseudopresent Posted Sep 22, 2001
*chuckles*
That's quite alright.
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Artenshiur, the perpetually pseudopresent Posted Sep 22, 2001
ah, but it's shiurhud, not shienhud. The shienhud are a species of plankton.
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Lady Ice, Black Herald of the order of the Silver Staff Posted Sep 23, 2001
::looks at Artushin eyebrow raised:: Okay.... well ::sighs and lays down:: inform me when you want me..... ::falls a sleep:: Zzzzzzzzz........
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Sep 23, 2001
*places dunces hat on head*
Ooops .... fixed.
*cheesy grin*
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Sep 23, 2001
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Artenshiur, the perpetually pseudopresent Posted Sep 23, 2001
Thanky. and Ice, if you really can't spell it just call me Arty.
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Lady Ice, Black Herald of the order of the Silver Staff Posted Sep 24, 2001
::looks up:: ok you woke me up to say that ::glares at "Arty":: Well anyway "Arty" Please call me Fang if your not going to call me my full name..... and remember ::bares teeth in a wolfish girn:: I know you......
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Sep 24, 2001
Well if the whole blessed army is going all informal on me then you can call me Red .... unless it is in the ACF Airforce thread and then you can call me old chap 
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Lady Ice, Black Herald of the order of the Silver Staff Posted Sep 24, 2001
::slowly wakes up and looks at Red laughter in her eyes:: Oh sorry Sir, it's just me and "Arty" we know each other quite well this is just how we are don't mind us....... ::mock glares at "Arty":: Now look what you've gone and done..... ::sighs and slips back into sleep, very tired 
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Schizo-Dawg Posted Sep 25, 2001
::sits down looking for "Arty":: HELLO ART!
::tail wagging happily::
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Schizo-Dawg Posted Sep 25, 2001
ARTY! YO ANYONE HERE?:: tail no longer wagging::
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Artenshiur, the perpetually pseudopresent Posted Sep 25, 2001
sorry. just down at the waterworks. would you like a hat?
*takes a bite of his own*
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Schizo-Dawg Posted Sep 25, 2001
naw thanx:: munching on tennis ball :: so sup?
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- 101: Lady Ice, Black Herald of the order of the Silver Staff (Sep 20, 2001)
- 102: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Sep 20, 2001)
- 103: Artenshiur, the perpetually pseudopresent (Sep 21, 2001)
- 104: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Sep 22, 2001)
- 105: Artenshiur, the perpetually pseudopresent (Sep 22, 2001)
- 106: Artenshiur, the perpetually pseudopresent (Sep 22, 2001)
- 107: Lady Ice, Black Herald of the order of the Silver Staff (Sep 23, 2001)
- 108: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Sep 23, 2001)
- 109: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Sep 23, 2001)
- 110: Artenshiur, the perpetually pseudopresent (Sep 23, 2001)
- 111: Lady Ice, Black Herald of the order of the Silver Staff (Sep 24, 2001)
- 112: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Sep 24, 2001)
- 113: Lady Ice, Black Herald of the order of the Silver Staff (Sep 24, 2001)
- 114: Schizo-Dawg (Sep 25, 2001)
- 115: Schizo-Dawg (Sep 25, 2001)
- 116: Schizo-Dawg (Sep 25, 2001)
- 117: Artenshiur, the perpetually pseudopresent (Sep 25, 2001)
- 118: Schizo-Dawg (Sep 25, 2001)
- 119: Schizo-Dawg (Sep 25, 2001)
- 120: Schizo-Dawg (Sep 25, 2001)
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