A Conversation for The Dog House

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Post 301

Researcher 185550

That sort of killed the conversation, didn't it.


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Post 302

I'm Still Thinking... Lord Of Hell.

Yep.


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Post 303

Researcher 185550

Now that's another conversation killer.


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Post 304

Lady Ice, Black Herald of the order of the Silver Staff

::looks up from what she was doing:: conversation killers? those are always fun....hehehehehe ::circles RK:: hmmmm....... interesting tell me why are you here....... what made you intreseted in this group.... ::continues to circle him:: well......


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Post 305

Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore.

[Cat Clipboard reaches into his lab coat and pulls out the "Milliecent M. Mudd Book Club"]

[Cat Clipboard] :

Don't make me use this...


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Post 306

Lady Ice, Black Herald of the order of the Silver Staff

::looks at Clip Board:: on who would you be using that book


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Post 307

Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore.

[Cat Clipboard] :

It's not a book, so much as it is a club... Comprende?


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Post 308

Lady Ice, Black Herald of the order of the Silver Staff

::nods:: I got so who yea going to use it on me or him? ::points to RK::


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Post 309

Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore.

[Cat Clipboard] :

I'm not sure...


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Post 310

Researcher 185550

::Plays Dead::
Nah, you can't kill me I'm dead. Or playing at it.


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Post 311

Red (and a bit grey) Dog


*New Mission*

RoadKill, if you have a spare moment I`d like you to develop a new ACF weapon for us - the Conversation Killer smiley - biggrin. If we get it right the effect would be to stun an opponent so that they lose the ability to post for a while. Press the weapons trigger and it delivers a one word posting that stifles conversation smiley - ok.

The ACF scientific research facility is the place to do it at http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A604667


ACF Recruitment Centre

Post 312

Researcher 185550

absolutely yes, however I'd like to collaborate with Arthbard Vootenoy, with whom I developed the first conversation killer: the 'yep'.


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Post 313

Red (and a bit grey) Dog


smiley - laugh


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Post 314

Researcher 185550

Right then I'll get conversation killing.


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Post 315

Fallin Space kat, sheep/cat and Muse of Fallin 'vote sheep for government' >^..^<

*peeps round door*

why red dog shame on you! isnt that 'cruelty to conversations'? smiley - winkeye

>^..^<


ACF Recruitment Centre

Post 316

Researcher 185550

Yeah, but you could argue that macdonalds was cruelty to hamburgers, fries, milkshakes and donuts. As well as caviar being cruelty to fish.


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Post 317

Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore.

[Cat Clipboard] :

I'd certainly aggree with both of those, but niether one excuses you. Also, I doubt your "conversation killer" will work. After all, this conversation's still standing, right?


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Post 318

Fallin Space kat, sheep/cat and Muse of Fallin 'vote sheep for government' >^..^<

hehehe...yer ickle doggie experiment aint workin smiley - nahnah

::passes round choccy buttons::

>^..^<


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Post 319

Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore.

Yeah, besides, why the heck would you kill the thread for your recruitment center? Wouldn't that be like poisioning your own water supply?


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Post 320

ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased.

smiley - ghost yep.smiley - winkeye



Of course, they could always post in a smiley - ghostly conversation. After all, we only want recruits that have spirit.smiley - biggrin


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