A Conversation for The Dog House
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Researcher 185550 Posted Dec 6, 2001
nah there're ways of administering the antidote to a dead conversation, such as saying 'that really killed the conversation'. But saying 'yep' repeatedly in a two person conversation does kill it off eventually.
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I'm Still Thinking... Lord Of Hell. Posted Dec 6, 2001
May I help in developing our new weapon?
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Researcher 185550 Posted Dec 6, 2001
Absolutely. Know any absolute conversation killers?
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Lady Ice, Black Herald of the order of the Silver Staff Posted Dec 7, 2001
::shakes her head:: conversation killers...... what level will we fall or rise to next...... anyway RK try not to kill to many conversations while experimenting would you please.
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Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Dec 7, 2001
[Cat Clipboard] :
That Roadkill is a loose cannon. He almost wiped out your recruitment center with that crazy experiment.
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Lady Ice, Black Herald of the order of the Silver Staff Posted Dec 7, 2001
::looks over at clipboard:: your joking right..... ::grummbles:: the pups are always a little to enthueastic about their first jobs......
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Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Dec 7, 2001
1st rule of weapons testing: don't do it on your turf, unless it's in a lab.
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Artenshiur, the perpetually pseudopresent Posted Dec 7, 2001
That depends on the weapon. For example, if Arten decided to test his grav-wave, it would be far better for him to test it on his turf, outside of a lab, than anywhere else because anywhere else there's a small chance of him hitting his turf.
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Researcher 185550 Posted Dec 7, 2001
I'm planning on setting up some lab somewhere to test 'em.
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Lady Ice, Black Herald of the order of the Silver Staff Posted Dec 9, 2001
::laughs:: Okay "Arty" only you would think of that, but it is true... so think before you test.... RK be careful
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Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Dec 9, 2001
2nd rule of weapons testing :
If your weapon is REALLY nasty, you should test on prisoners, outsiders, enimies, or all three.
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Artenshiur, the perpetually pseudopresent Posted Dec 9, 2001
That again depends on the weapon...
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Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Dec 9, 2001
[Cat Clipboard grins a huge evil grin, says "Yup.", and tries really, really hard to keep a straight face.]
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Lady Ice, Black Herald of the order of the Silver Staff Posted Dec 10, 2001
::shakes head and sighs:: Boys and their toys... something that is very dangerous....
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Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Dec 10, 2001
[Cat Clipboard] :
It was funnier in my head.
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Researcher 185550 Posted Dec 10, 2001
I'll try not to kill any more conversations that i'm not trying to.
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My Other Identity (you can call me Moi) Posted Dec 11, 2001
1. Type name, rank and serial No here.
2. State desired position in the ACF
Help me, I'm confused; do I join the doghouse or the cathouse? I'm new and a little bit worried.....
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Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Dec 11, 2001
[Cat Clipboard] :
You could join both, then get into long arguments with yourself over who's side to take in a fight.
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My Other Identity (you can call me Moi) Posted Dec 11, 2001
Yes OK, thankyou, that's very kind 
???GGrrrHissssOuch!!!
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Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Dec 11, 2001
[Cat Clipboard] :
No problem, I'm among the ACF's biggest "Frienemies"...
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- 321: Researcher 185550 (Dec 6, 2001)
- 322: I'm Still Thinking... Lord Of Hell. (Dec 6, 2001)
- 323: Researcher 185550 (Dec 6, 2001)
- 324: Lady Ice, Black Herald of the order of the Silver Staff (Dec 7, 2001)
- 325: Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. (Dec 7, 2001)
- 326: Lady Ice, Black Herald of the order of the Silver Staff (Dec 7, 2001)
- 327: Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. (Dec 7, 2001)
- 328: Artenshiur, the perpetually pseudopresent (Dec 7, 2001)
- 329: Researcher 185550 (Dec 7, 2001)
- 330: Lady Ice, Black Herald of the order of the Silver Staff (Dec 9, 2001)
- 331: Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. (Dec 9, 2001)
- 332: Artenshiur, the perpetually pseudopresent (Dec 9, 2001)
- 333: Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. (Dec 9, 2001)
- 334: Lady Ice, Black Herald of the order of the Silver Staff (Dec 10, 2001)
- 335: Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. (Dec 10, 2001)
- 336: Researcher 185550 (Dec 10, 2001)
- 337: My Other Identity (you can call me Moi) (Dec 11, 2001)
- 338: Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. (Dec 11, 2001)
- 339: My Other Identity (you can call me Moi) (Dec 11, 2001)
- 340: Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. (Dec 11, 2001)
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