h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The guy I bought my car from is "one of those", too
I've known him since I was 17, and I'm 43 now
I had arrived in the city by bus after having not slept in four days, because of the very same Slimy B*st*rd Landlord's violence and intimidation, and having not eaten anything for 2 days, just to get this car to be able to have an escape vehicle if needed
Of course I didn't have the $800 necessary to purchase the car outright, so the 'friend' selling the car (who had bought a brand new Cadillac the day before) said he would let me pay over 6 months.
This guy met me at the bus depot in his new car.
The first thing he does is says that his mother is not at home, so we could go there to 'get reacquainted' (He's 50 and lives in his Mommie's condo, for pity sake) I just told him that I was tired and hungry, and that if I didn't get something to eat right away, I was going to pass out, so we went to a restaurant. I paid for my own lunch.
After lunch I said that I thought I should get the car and get back to the farm, because I didn't want the slimy b*st*rd to do anything to my kids. So, we went to his place to transfer the registration.
When we got there, he said that he really wanted to see me naked, as he was 'randy'. When I said "Don't get your hopes up on that one", he asked me if I would mind him 'taking care of business', because he had been 'saving up' for that day I just said that I didn't care, so he excused himself to the loo while I wrote out the transfer papers and contract of sale.
This man came out of the loo in nothing but a t-shirt and white tube socks, and looked at me with a stupid grin on his face when he asked if I'd mind holding him while he 'you know'.
Now, this guy is 50, and has never taken care of his physical body. He is 6'1" tall, and weighs 260lbs. He's totally bald with ears that stick out almost perfectly sideways from his head. He has breasts that rival mine(I'm HUGE), and a saggy, flabby belly.
NOT MY IDEA OF A SEXY MAN! NOT EVEN CUTE! He almost looks like a penis with ears, if you ask me
WHY DO MEN THINK THAT THEY HAVE A RIGHT TO USE WOMEN THAT WAY?
STUPID! Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid!
I was just glad I had already signed the sale contract, and that it had nothing whatsoever in it about me being obligated to service this jerk for allowing me to pay in installments for a crappy used car that needs brake work and a new manifold seal gasket
I have to see this piece of upstanding humanity today, to pay him the agreed upon amount, but I am taking my Mum, Daughter, and Grandson with me, so this 'attractive' man doesn't get the wrong idea and show up at the door wearing nothing but a condom. And even if he does, won't there be egg on his face then?

at the mental image, whoo hoo, DO take a camera just in case he does!!!!!!!

He doesn't sound wonderful really, steer clear is my advice!

At least the one i am talking about is physically bloody lovely, certainly the best specimen of man i have ever known; but if it's not accompanied by a brain cell or three in the right places, chances are it will fail.

; try & get car & papers sorted quick so you don't have to meet up with creep features again! Do NOT act like a "victim/helpless female" type around him for gawds sake.

zdt

Men, can't trust 'em! stick with an "animal" we're loyal

Couldn't stand this one for anything
I'd rather have At least it would satisfy
I don't even know where he got this idea from, anyway
I went to meet-up with the guy, and when he found out I had Mum and Tabitha and Darrion with me, he was evasive and wouldn't come to meet me. He wanted me to make an extra trip somewhere else (If I wouldn't mind...), and to do extra walking up flights of stairs with my foot injury. Like I would agree to that! If he doesn't want his all that badly, I guess I could send it to him when I get around to it......

peek a boo!

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tag! passed to Lil

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just wait while play time

gotcha both!!!!!

*Goes & hides*

zdt

Aw! I've got to count to 21 first

Nope, 42. This is DNAland!!!!

zdt

and I'd just got to 20 and working out for 21

My son (14yrs) came to me the other day and asked me if I knew what 42 meant He had just finished reading Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy for the third time, and forgot I had been a fan since I was 17 (or so).
By the way,
TAG!
everyone else is it!

Oh! Dagnabbit I'm on my own here!

I will have to email a Tag somewhere!!

My son asked me if I knew what 42 was the other day, forgetting that I had been a fan since I was about 17, or so.





Did I post this already I sometimes can't tell on this t.v. thingy

Yes, you did. But it is well recording twice!!

lil xx

Sam(my 14 year old) asked me if I knew what the significance of 42 was the other day
I told him I'd known since I was about 17, and I'm 43 now

By the way,


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Terri is it now!