h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This is a copy of the letter my slimy ex-landlord and boss sent to his soon-to-be-ex-wife. I have put names and other information in single quotation marks (') to indicate changes I made to protect identity.
This is what he wrote because she and I are supporting each other because of the b*llsh*t this guy commits against us, and women in general, every day.
This letter is from the same jerk that owes me over $30,000.00 in unpaid wages. And the same guy that gave me an illegal, verbal seven-day eviction notice from the farm I had been paying for to buy (and I had condemned by the board of health for being unfit for human habitation.). This weiner was charging me $70.000.00 for a farm which the health inspector said that animals shouldn't be made to live in!!!!!!!!!




Hello 'Dear',
Since you were at the farm the other day, I've been thinking about how far things have come in our lives, so I thought I'd send you a note.
I know there is a lot of animosity going on right now and many people are trying their best to fuel it up, ...all to their advantage.('reference to me')
I've lost count of all of the ways that you've tried to hurt the girls and I, ....even tried to destroy me many times and I get pretty steamed up when I see this happen, especially when I see you being used and you using others to try to destroy. I admit there have been many times when I wanted to hurt right back and, yes even been tempted to try to destroy you as well, but there is ONE thing that keeps me back in this,.....
Every time I feel like this, I try to stop, ... remember, ...then visualise, a scene that helps me to put it to rest.
One of my favourite scenes is:
me sitting cross-legged on a bed in the hospital in the 'the city we were in', with you leaning back against me for support and watching as our little girl came into this world, ....me nursing a sore finger that you had bitten during the labour and you covered in sweat, exhausted but turning to cling to me as we held that little girl that was a part of both of us.
There are more, ...me holding you when the news came about 'Granddad', ....the tender moments when our other children were born, there are many many more.
When I remember those times, ...no matter what you try to do to hurt me now will ever wipe those memories away, and because of them I CANNOT hate you,

YOU ARE THE MOTHER OF MY CHILDREN

Just remember, ...when "spinner"('The name this creep calls me because he says I am insane and need to be medicated and committed.') is gone off to "spin" her tales of woe and use up someone else, when everyone else has had their laugh at both of us and moved on to the next saga in the community, ...these little girls will still share the same mom and dad and those precious moments will still have happened to both of us.
No matter what you try to do to me 'Dear', you will never wipe away those many many moments that we shared and no matter what happens in the future, I will do my utmost to remember them instead of the hurt.
YOU and I are both destined for eternity, we don't know when, ....the rules are set, and each one of us is the ONLY one who will determine, ...by our spirit, where we will spend it. No matter what you think of me, ...I would like to see both of us on the "LIFE" side when we arrive, ...and the only way to do that is that we MUST NOT hate each other. So, for your own sake, PLEASE don't hate me, ...just stop and think of even ONE special time that you shared with me and it will help to remember that,

I AM THE FATHER OF YOUR CHILDREN

and if your children mean ANYTHING at all to you, the need to hurt and destroy will be lessened a bit.

I realize that you will probably show this note to several members of your family, ...that is your right, if you choose, but I want you to know that this note is intended for YOU ONLY and that I mean no hurt whatsoever by it.


I send this in Sincerity,

'Ars#wipe'



Isn't he a peach?

He seems to have forgotten why they are divorcing eh??

I think he's just asserting his expectation of authority over her, which is the whole reason she left him in the first place
Sometimes 'men' are so stupid, it amazes me that they have been able to maintain the species at all for so long
One of the biggest things that caused my friend to leave this nutbag is that he tackled her one day, and pulled her arm up behind her back to subdue her, after he cracked her over the head and made her bleed. She was going for the phone to call 911, and he didn't appreciate her gutsiness in standing up for herself, I guess.....
Why do men think they can do this to women, anyway?????? What has perverted their thought process that enables them to think it's to hurt women and control them?????
GEEZ! Does testosterone automatically make someone superior? Does having little dangly bits between the legs mean that basic human decency rules don't apply????

Aahh... the male of the species is forever fooling himself.. then runs to Mummy asking "Why?"

It does seem to be that way doesn't it? The massive turn round from "Aww, you are the centre of my universe" to "But make sure you realise it's Me controls that universe" unless "But I NEED something, so you'd better provide it" to "What do you mean YOU need something too? Me no understand, me off; it's not MY problem!"

Obviously not all guys are like this & often they really don't seem to realise they are acting like twats...anyway, the get out clause is "I wouldn't be like this if it wasn't for you!"

Er, right. Strange how all the other ex wives & GF's have also had an overwhelming urge to thump him too. This argument of course can (& does) get thrown back at us "Your ex beat you up; i don't do that!"

True. Not physically, certainly. Emotionally, yes. Financially, yes.

This landlord of yours sounds a bit like my ex landlord; hah, the one who would lurk outside my window, the one owning the flat with windows & doors that didn't close & an electric system that was declared a deathtrap, the one who didn't/wouldn't/couldn't fix the water system, so i went for two years with NO shower & NO hot water.

Throw 'em on the island. The island is gonna resemble a giant overcrowded slum at this rate. Shall we charge them rent?

zdt

What a spiffing idea

if forced to talk about "it", my ex gets refered to as "scumbag","it" does not warrent any other name. Never get my xmas box! "it's" still breathingI can wait

Boots "scumbag" onto the island with all the rest. This population is really going to have to learn to be nice to each other, the island is very very small & with only one mattres & OOOOOh, has you seen the weather forecast & hell; that over there looks a bit

zdt

she'd have matress, no worries on that, one bullet, just one bullet

My ex can't join the island as he as long gone.. "diddums"

He used to be called the "queer fella".. Took the girls years to know who I was talking about

I've talked about "it", I'll have to have a whisky soon, to wash my mouth out(better than soap)

Poor darling

calming down a bit

That's good dear

You have a nice whisky anyway dear, it's Sunday. And now you have done a bit of venting, less yukky left lying around

zdt

back later

Okay..

To think this guy was my boss at the post office, too
I will end up writing a story soon, but my daughter wants me outta here, so she can feed her baby and boyfriend. (Or dare I say 'both of her babies'?)
Thanks for all of the support! The girlfriend that has been married to this weiner has had an extremely BAAAAAD day because of him. He hasn't paid child support EVER, hasn't paid the mortgage on all three of his houses since August, hasn't paid for his oldest daughter's school since last september, owes $3000 for his daughter's braces, and owes $4,500 in heating oil and gasoline for his cars (multiple cars). But, he went to an exclusive golf course and ski resort in British Columbia yesterday for a week He took the two daughters that live with him, too. I wonder how he can afford such things if he is having such financial problems
Dirty, slimy, testosterone-filled, dog-poop-making b*st*rd!

Yup, it's astonishing sometimes, the financial priority bit, but you realise what the priorities are.

Malvolio (nice new name huh!) cannot afford a phonecard, but can afford lovely wickerwork stuff for apartment.

Can't afford or when he visits here, but WOW can at home.

Conveniently "forgets" to bring his ciggies so "has" to smoke mine.

Can't afford petrol (gas) to take me shopping (about 2km) but can afford to drive 2hours to the next county "for a break 'cos he is stressed"

They are poor little mites, we should feel sorry for them.But for gods sake don't express this by touching their delicate little backsides.

zdt

Nutbags, they are
Not even the funny kind, like me
I have no respect for those who do such things