h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The Pantheon now has it's own official BADGE!!!
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H2G2 GOD

--developed by yours truly Apollo

Thanks, Apollo! You actually inspired me to put my space in GuideML, at long last, so I could have the badge on it. And it WORKED! The idea!

Here's an omnipresent for ya. Hope you enjoy it!

thanks MoG
but uh...what exactly is it?

h2g2 Goddess looks sooo much better in the badge than H2G2 GOD, I think... so I tweeked it for my space... There shouldn't be any problem with that, right?

The is an indestructable loincloth designed to display your golden thighs to their best advantage, with the additional benefit of rendering you immune to ex girlfriends and mothers-in-law.... as long as you're wearing it.

Why would you make him immune to ex-girlfriends and mother in laws? That's half the fun of playing with him! Watching him jump, and squirm whenever an ex or a mother in law comes into the room... I don't mind the fact that it'll display his golden thighs to their best advantage, but still, you can't take away the grip mother in laws have, as well as ex girlfriends! Every male has to deal with those things... why shouldn't Ego boy have to also?

Of course you can tweak it SG...I actually meant to put something up about that, but forgot too

Thank you MoG *dons loincloth* Perfect fit!!

hehehe That loincloth has its drawbacks too, Saturn Girl. After all, for someone to have as many EX girlfriends as Apollo does, one must assume that he's in the habit of keeping current girlfriends, at least for a little while, to grow his supply of exes. And most current girlfriends aren't going to be all that happy about Apollo having to wear that loincloth at all times. I have a sneaking suspicion that he's not going to be as invulnerable as you might think. It's simply not his nature to keep his drawers on, is it?

At least I won't be running around naked anymore

sorry girls...

::glups:: Boy do I feel stupid and silly.... and ignorant.... and a whole bunch of other things, ::sighs:: Go a head and rub it in Apollo, anyway, I don't know how to change to GuideML or what ever it is we are suppose to use to see the baner, so if you don't mind could someone tell me PLEASE!!!!!!!! Oh and Apollo, I know you're laughing

http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/GuideML-Clinic

This should be able to help you with it for the most part... if you need some more help, drop me a line at my space, or you can IM me Saturn Girl 6 or ICQ me 33610943 (I'd be taking a risk with posting these here, but I already have them posted on my web page where any bloke can find 'em, so it's okay I guess). This way you won't have to deal with golden thighs giving you any trouble.

::gulps:: thanks, but umm....... i just want to change to it..... not know everything about it right now

Well, unfortunately, they make you change it all over to it if you want to use it at all... You hav'ta do the whole GuideML bit in order to do a little bit on your space... sorta sucks... but then the beeb and moderators suck for the most part too... *shrugs* but what can ya do?

GuideML is a bit overwhelming at first, but if you just dedicate a couple hours to getting the basics down it's not much trouble.

and no, actually I wasn't laughing (though maybe I should have been) it took me a couple months to get brave enough to learn GuideML... but after I did, it was so easy

....And if you know anything about HTML, it's very very similar to that, it's practically a dialect of HTML really.

::nods her thanks:: than I shall try this weekend I suppose, anyway ::looks at Apollo:: thank-you for not laughing...... ::looks a bit confused:: and who is Golden thighs?

Golden Thighs is another name for Apollo... he picked it up in the first round of the battle of the gods. It was so perfect it stuck with him.

IT DONT WORK

how exactly do you go from a god in training, to a fully flown god?