h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I donno, some of those new gods in training don't sit quite right with me.

Yeah. Especially silvashadow87...

*blink*

He's a monkey, don'tcha know...

We're all monkeys, monkey boy.

*The great, muscular and incredibly modest Almighty Bob pops into existence*

Lord Apollo! We know what we are, but we know not what we may be.

Angels are bright still, though the brightest doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows that brevity is the soul of wit.

*sorry about the opening paragraph, it’s traditional.*

Allow me to enter, lest I smite all directory inquiry numbers!!!
If you allow me to enter, I shall share with all gods the secret to cooking an omelette without breaking the egg!!!

*Flexes muscles*

I'm not a monkey boy, I'm a monkey girl. Subtle yet important difference there. Actually, I'm an ape-descended bipedal lifeform (female).

Just how exactly do you make omlettes without breaking eggs? Wouldn't they be a bit crunchy

Welcome Bob... I suppose I can admit to the gods-in-training program one who can make an omelette without breaking the egg But first, you'll need a title...

what kind of title, Pry-tell?

Y'know, like God of ... whateverwhatever....

once more in to the breach dear friends...

is "Almighty Bob, God of ludicrous over acting, suicidal telephone operators and the inability to cook a omelett without breaking eggs" Acceptable?

You'll have to wait a couple of days until Apollo manifests again. But you'll be fine, in the meantime why not explore Mt. Olympus...

Yup. Lots to see there. *snigger*

Ya know, Artty, you really really really do remind me of my ex. And it is slightly annoying. I'm tempted to smite you right here and now for it, but I lectured gods in training about soiling the request for goddess-hood thread... so I shall not. I'll find you elsewhere.

Oh dear. That sounds to be an honest and respectable challenge. I shall see you somewhere, then. And I honestly shan't cheat, as long as you don't. C-:

I Wonder where Apollo is.

Obviously, being both Semi-omnipresent and Semi-omniscient i do have a ruff idea where he is, it was just a rhetorical question.

*A shadowy figure steps forth from the shadowy shadows, which are dark*

I wish to be entered to the hall of the gods... As a god. Please.

For I am MR.P.B.M-L.E.S.I, God of Assassins, Tax Collectors and other Necessary Social Services.

what's an Epistemologist?

Epistemologist

n : a specialist in epistemology