h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I am the god of doors, eunuchs and car dealerships; I can demand whatever I want, except for pie for some reason.

I warned you *releases the blood sucking lawyers*

You think that blood sucking lawyers will stop me. *GodBen reaches out his hand and a door magically appears. The blood sucking lawyers cant stop in time and they all crash into the door. They fall unconscious.* With my ability to create doors nobody will be able to stop me. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Ahem.

*creates an unconscious bloodsucking lawyer wakeing machine and revives the legal assult team* With my ability to create technology that dosen't exist I can stop you. *lawyers now begin to incapacitate Ben*

*grows tired of watching the two lower level god-hood aspiring mortals, and disables both sets of god powers*

Take it over to the battle fields A598638, or stop claiming to be a god. The request for god-hood is not the place to have a battle, got it? We may not have to follow rules as gods, but we certainly should have some manners. Didn't your mothers teach you any of those?

Yes Ma'am. Sorry ma'am. He started it.

Do I look mortal to you? Nevermind don't answer that. Terrably sorry, I'll move this to Saturn.

terrible, the youth these days. I wouldn't be surprised if one or two ended up like me.

Can i just say my guinea pig is pregnant.

If anybody else insults me again (i.e. calling me their pregnant guinea pig) then I shall be forced to cry. I mean it! Don’t think that I’m joking about this!

Don't cry GodBen... you can't be sad on the day you are included amongst the ranks of the H2G2 Pantheon!!

Buffy, Spectre, and GodBen... welcome to godhood!


I hope you survive it

OH! I would also like to congratulate our newest full-fledged godess...phoenix!

Oops...my apologies.

Our newest goddess is in fact Phoniex!
Oh, and our newest god is Fish's Freak!

Welcome to the elite, my friends

*almost dies of shock over apollo actually showing up and posting... then remembers she's a goddess, and that wouldn't be a very good example for the gods in training*

thank you almighty apollo, hope ur well

t/c
~B~

Oh, don't go boosting his ego.

Well done Phoniex! And thanks Appollo! Woohoo!

ps. I wasn't insulting anyone my piggy really is pregnant.

Artenshiur

ok im i i wont do it again.lol


Fish's Freak

dont worry bout Godben, he was just a little tense and eager to find out if he had mad it to god-hood, im im sure he ok now. congrats on the preggers guine-pig.

Thanks Buffy. But I didn't have much input there...

How did I get to be a goddess anyway? And can I have a shrine?

Buffy

How dare you claim to know how I feel. I’ll have you know that I am perfectly mad. I’m like this all the time!


Fish’s Freak

Oh, so now I’m your piggy who really is pregnant. Well I’ve had enough of these insults. I’m going away to cry now!