h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

inconcievable...

I wish to become a god! Well, technically I already am, but it's one of those things, you know, where you kinda have to register. Like the fact that you're really not a proud new owner of a stereo system until you've filled out that little "Product Registration Card" thingamabob.

So, where do I sign?

Deus Ex Machina

or like not owning windows xp until you register it... and still then not, you only get a license to use it.

Deus Ex Machina... you sign in right here!

But first, you need a title. ?

I thought Deus Ex Machina was a title? It means God from the machine. It's usually a plot device in stories, where something silly and/or outragious happens to wrap things up in a nice little bundle. It originated in Green and Roman drama, where they'd literally lower a "god" down onto the stage to clean up the "mess" that the plot was in. Ya know, it's like those stories/movies where it ends with "It was just a dream" suddenly removing all the bad stuff that happened in the movie.

...if it were me. I'd call that title enough of it's own.

yeah he did say
"technically I already am"

He's a fake, wooden god! Silly thing.

*dodges confused glances*

*throws confused glances*

in the name of Thor my Lord i request to be made God of Darkness. The evil Thingites have contracted his life out to the assassins guild and i must stop them


creachy U211544 (assassin)

hi i would like to request to become the god of all things alien

well i am always being told i am not humen lol

BB

as long as u dont set evil on us BB!!!!

I believe I'm not humen either. I don't think I know anyone who's humen. *stops being snide*

so what actually happens here then, i mean, when do you get told whether your request has been accepted or not?

it's quite important that mine goes through, i intent to use my Godhood to stop the assassination of another God, Thor.

i would also like to change what i am God of, i would now like to be God of the Darkness and the Dead please


i'm not humen either

Well you'll have to wait for good ol' Golden Thighs to get back. or crack his name, if you likes. doesn't matter to me.

what do you mean 'crack his name'?

If I told ye's, I'd mayhap get moderated.

in that case, ne'er mind

Deus Ex Machina, Creachy, and BB...

Welcome to the Pantheon!!

You may now enjoy the priviledges (whatever those may be ) of your H2G2 god-hood!

--Creachy, I could only grant you the title of god of the Dead, as god of Darkness is taken.

Oh Please let me be a GOD please, oh! please oh! please!
Can I be the god of Swiss Cheese or
the God of hamburgers
or maybe the god of all things strange and wonderful.

A Bit Like the Song

All things bright and beautiful
All things great and small (Like My Lower Region) - Shhh!
All things wise and wonderful
I Made them all!

Yes I've made my mind up I'll be the god of
ALL THINGS STRANGE AND WONDERFUL
I'm feelin' a strange tingling sensation - "Never Mind Just Me"