h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*distroys the universe*

*recreates it*

*sets up an auto-redestruct for whenever meddling minor god/desses come along and frell things up, the proceeds to distroy it all over again.*

*flies in on Rob the Carpet, picks up auto-redestruct back dates it and places it in a bucket of sand*

But wait, when you destroy the universe, doesn't that destroy the auto-destruct button too?

*ponders philosophical question*

Might Apollo.. the auto-destruct has been instigated </>

If I'm the one who sets up the auto-distruct, it means I can make exceptions to the rules.

...and don't you know by now, it's never good to question me for you always lose?

*raises her hand shyly*

Why would you feel the need to destroy the Universe?

That one I can answer...

Simply because it's against the rules!

Watch this:
New rule in this thread---don't post the word "heinous".

We'll see what she does

*snuggles under Rob the Carpet to wait*

*pokes Apollo*

How cute. See, tempting me with that against the rules dren is only fun when it's massive distruction or gets me lots of attention.

There's a reason why I am considered Chaotic Evil, I do things for the tingly sensation in the base of my spine. Posting with words that are banned simply to railroad me into using them doesn't give me the tingly sensation in the base of my spine.

heinous? Who'd want to post heinous anyway?

you just did </>

Oops I may as well destroy the world then

Which world?

*hits the giant reset button on the 'verse, and waits to see how it forms this time*

SG, that wasn't the reset button...

It was clearly labled reset. Has someone been playing with my buttons?

*crosses arms and taps her foot*

I hope it wasn't fast forward...