h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, everywhere else seems to be either taken, or busy. So I decided to set up this battle in another place. No, you read that right, Another Place.

Some call it Limbo (Of which I am the Keeper and so it is perfectly reasonable for me to call this as the battlefield )

Erm, yeah, and...

*In a big booming voice*

Let The War Begin!!!

*Aximili enters*

I accept your challenge.

Good

Would you like to begin?

*Shapeshifts into a basilisk and tries to lock Aries in his gaze*

(You do know what a basilisk is, right?)

*sits on her Matt next to Megga, eating *


Is it any good? </>

(Errrrr, yeah I think so )

*Morphs into a mirror*

*Turns away just in time to avoid his reflection, then shapeshifts into a dragon, sending a large fireball at the mirror.*

(Please don't ask where the fireball came from)

*Bit borin*

*Quickly sends another fireball at Mega*

*Mirror becomes Asbestos and poisons everyone in the room*

Oh beans*Dies and becomes a

*Shapeshifts into a gas maskwith hoover bag. Sucks up all the dust, trapping Aries in the bag*

*Gets *

*Transforms into an 8 inch combat knife and cuts through the bag, landing point down on Aximili's little toe*

Owowowow! Poopiehead!

*Shapeshifts into a giant arm, grabs the knife and flings it into the horizon*

*The Goddess dives under the thick pile of her Matt*

*Transforms into a boomerang, arcs round in a wide loop and raps Aximili's big arm across the knuckles*

Hah! Your pathetic efforts are...PATHETIC!

*Grabs the boomerang and snaps it in two*

*One piece mutates into a Fork and the second into a Spoon. The two pieces of cutlery slowly march on Aximili*

(You, you, Thingite!)