h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

gets really strong fan out of pocket turns it on and fires the deodrant back at robotwig and a bit at Apollo

*Holds arms up*

Ah, much better.

BEGIN THE TORNADO!

*A Tornado of Frogs appears and starts ribbeting its way towards MegaChedda*

*puts on anti-frog-tornado deodrant*

You really think that would work?

*Takes out God Manual*

Um... ahh... page 767760847070643720765141023... here it is and I quote:

'Anti-Frog Deoderant does work on Frog tornados.'

Ah. Um... *Gets pen*

'Anti-Frog Deoderant doesn't work on Frog tornados.'

That's better.

thats cheating

No, it's bending the laws of physics.

can he do that Apollo?

The Rules say and I quote:

'Just a warning -- the laws of continuity are very flexible in the Battle...PLEASE understand that and do not be offended if the laws get bent (or occasionally broken). Except in extreme cases, this is acceptable. It challenges the combatant to an even greater degree. After all, we are gods ...'

So I can do it.

So long as I don't destroy the universe. *Gets out pen again, and writes in the rulebook. MegaChedda gains a huge afro of Rainbow hair.*

Hehehe, that looks funny.

*Takes the book and writes*

The god known as Robotwig has and never will Exist

*Quickly summons a Rudder Ducky of Time*

Haha, I've frozen the time surrounding me to the millisecond before you wrote!

And to keep it that way forever...

*Squishes Rubber Ducky*

uses his ultra special psychic powers to to somehow kill robotwig

*Quickly resummons Rubber Ducky and spins it round and round really really quickly, deflecting the Psychic rays*

You're being very vague and direct with your attacks...

If I was going to do that I'd just say '*Destroys Megachedda*'.

But I decided on a Giant Carrot. *Munches*

*Aximili pokes his nose in again.*

Hiya! Who's winning?

at robotwig

I think I am.

*Uses Giant Carrot like baseball bat to hit the tomato*

Yes, home run!

oi

Starts up a andkamikaze

*Opens massive gob REALLY wide*

while robotwig is eating kicks him in the...


















(wait for it)








...leg

OUCH!

*Uses the Holy Deep-Heat Patch of Venus*

Ah, soothing relief...

aww did i hurt you? here have some