h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

(cue opening music)
(music stops)

hello and welcome to tonights special episode where i be fighting a god
but before we start we have to find a god

*Appears in a Jacuzzi*

MWAHAHAHAAAAA!

If I'm a God in Training, can I still join in?

I've been thinking, who cares?

Bring it on, God of Naff Jokes.

ok we have a god of jaccuzis but why is it bubbling even when it is plugged in

sorry when it isnt plugged in

Because I'm a God.

Duh.

have you been eating eggs cause theres a funny smell hovering around the stage

No, that's the swamp over there.

Now look, are we going to get on with the fighting, or are you just going to continue pestering me?

*Aximili enters the thread*

Don't mind me. Mega invaded my battle, so it's only fair!

*Settles down for the show.*

Well then, let us begin.

*Summons up a massive lake of Warm Jacuzzi water as far as the eyes can see.*

*Bubbling, obviously.*

so why are you trying to drown me?

Well, that is the whole point of the battle.

Anyways, you're an immortal god, so you should try and think of something to counteract the flood of jacuzzi water.

*Clicks fingers and Increases bubbling*

water
water
everywhere
and also a massive stink

That won't stop the water. And here comes the big one!

*Makes a Jacuzzi-Beast*

phew ill say what a stink

The Jacuzzibeast is advancing on you, you know.

It's got Jelly Cannons.

before you kill me tell us about yourself

I can't kill you, you're a god.

A Very odd god, I'll give you that, but a god nonetheless.

I accepted for a battle and all I got was some very naff jokes. Where's the fun in that?

*The Jacuzzibeast advances*

so whats the point of godly battles?