h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Whats going on here then, nothing much I see.

I the (soon to be) God of Lost Memories, Hereby remember this place and cause it to become a place full of bustling people.

*awaits appearance of bustling people*

*awaits still*

Heeeellllllllloooooooo!

*listens to echoes thoughtfully*

*A small dust bunny shapeshifts into Aximili.*

Hello.

*Watches the dustbunny/aximili figure thoughtfully*

Where are the bustling people I ordered?

Bustling people? Sorry. Can't help you there, there's only me. Bythe way, do you have ANY idea how hard it is for a living dust bunny to travel? Where a I anyway? *Looks around* Oh, ME! I was in Atlantis.

You wanted crows? Well, I can create some out of these dust bunnies, but unfortunately, they'll have an IQ somewhere between a whelk and George W. Bush. I'm not sure if you want that...

I see the losing memories charm is already working. So when can I be 'h2g2 God"ified?

Not in charge of that, I'm afraid. Talk to Apollo. He runs this gig.

Hmm, I remember Apollo. Where is he when one needs him.

Usually getting roaring drunk in the Valhalla Inn, as memory serves. Or seducing young nubile maidens. That seems to be a favourite of many Divine entities *Sniffs disapprovingly* You could try his PS, if you want to be very dull about it, though.

I could play the assassin bit. Go and take a potshot at him, that would get his attention, help him to remember.

It would, but Gods are notoriously hard to kill, y'know And In can't be held responsible for what He will do to YOU.

I will just make him forget again afterwards.

Hmm... mind if I help? I'm bored and can use some amusement. I'll turn him into something nasty and only turn him back when he agrees to take your application<evilgrin

Don't mind if you do! The more the merrier.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F63558?thread=4267613&post=49839547#p49839547

There we go. I've tried to be sympathetic and understanding. I've no idea why, just a kind word can go a long way. (Please don't quote Al Capone at me)

You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.

Oops, guess I just did!

I asked you nicely not to do that. Do I have to be nasty?

Don' tangle with me sir, I've been accused of every death except the casualty list of the World War.

Ooh, those quotes just roll off the tongue don't they! Almost as bad as that winking problem.

What's that quote from? I've never heard it before and may steal it

You're madder than Mad Jack Mcmad when he won the local madman conpetition.

All right, I might have paraphrased that one. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.