h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*comes out of ladies*

WOW you should see it in there, i got lost in the shoe wardrobe, when did i go in there?

anyhows

*puts 335 shopping bags down*

I'll have a BM please El

Oh and i got you this

*hands a shopping bag to Ellie*

(Sorry, not ignoring you. Been up the smoke doing dull work stuff.)

Pours eXtra large BM to make up for the wait.

So, Stu huh?

But I'm back now.

Anyone know how to make a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster?

*wakes up from sake induced sleep* Hi all.

hello *drains his smoking glass of Graune Lyme (purple spinich juice with a dash of chilli powder and a slice of potato)*

I demand all of your Bloody Maries. *looks around* And where did that river go?

*points*
Downhill.

*nods*

*sigh*

*starts emptying case of vodka into industrial cement mixer whilst glancing around for chillis*

Don't just slump there, bring mes!!!!!!

HAHAH! Good to see you too Eloisa!

That's either a spicy Bloody Mary or a killer salsa...

i'd prefer the killer Salsa...

I can't STAND salsa. I much prefer the Lambada!

it's my Bloody Mary Remix! How did you know how to make it?

I've been reading your private papers!

Oh well. You seem to make it fine.

I've never had Bloody mary, is it the one with Tabasco in it?

Should be about ready by now, you can try it for yourself!

*ladles mixture into very tall glasses and sticks a celery stick in the top*


Who wants one?

*raises hand high*

*passes drink over*

There you go, there's extra vodka there should you need it.