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Post 2381

The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden

Oh God not you Ben You are just itchin for a switchin are you. So shall we arm wrestle or have a war of words. How bout a friendly game of Chess. Or fisticuffs? Your Choice, I rather avoid violence though.


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Post 2382

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

No thanks. I was once involved in a battle with another god and be both eventually gave up because we got bored.


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Post 2383

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

What about chess!?? smiley - tongueout


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Post 2384

The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden

See that's what I mran about violence it realy a bore. I mean snore. So what about a game of Chess? I not much on the Qneen's Knight to the Biships 4 four thingy but I knows me moves.


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Post 2385

Apollo

My mom made a chess pie for Thanksgiving...


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Post 2386

The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden

Never heard of chess pie what is it?


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Post 2387

Apollo

As far as I can tell, it's quite a bit of sugar mixed into a sort of custard that takes on the consistency of pumpkin pie. Tastes like creme brulee though. Good stuff.


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Post 2388

The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden

Sounds yummy So did you bring somesmiley - smiley


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Post 2389

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

And more importantly, can you play chess on it?


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Post 2390

Apollo

Well... I do happen to have 2 pieces of chess pie with me. There is an inherent difficulty with playing chess on them, though. You see, they are shaped triangularly, and a triangle chess board is exhaustingly complex. It also seems that the chess pie has a tendency to swallow the chess pieces--which also makes the pie itself quite unsavory.


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Post 2391

The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden

smiley - laugh


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Post 2392

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

On the plus side, it makes a game of chess delicious. smiley - drool


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Post 2393

The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden

Yeah but don't chess pieces get stuck between your teeth.smiley - wow


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Post 2394

Apollo

I'll go get some toothpicks...


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Post 2395

The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden

A splendid idea. So who's move is it?


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Post 2396

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

Mine, I think.

Lets see . . . my tank takes your infantry.


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Post 2397

The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden

To bad you forgot about my AirForce. Off we go into the wild blue yonder. Yep I think I hear them as we speak.smiley - smiley


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Post 2398

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

Oh no, I'm still repairing my SAM site from your last assault! smiley - yikes

*Air-raid sirens go off.*


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Post 2399

The Sundance Kid(Captain of the Good Ship Necromancer)If Life Gives You Manure, Use it to Fertilize your Garden

Yep them Wild Weasles are hard on a SAM site.smiley - biggrin


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Post 2400

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

*Puts all his infantry into an under-board bunker.*


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