h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*high fives to GB*

*Very dull high-five back.*

If you do a better high five I might change you back from a pixie

I can't. I'm a pixie. We're notoriously dull. Do you not watch The Fairly Odd Parents?

Someone told me i was like cosmo. which i found very disturbing, i'm not like that at all, am I? Well?

*Waiting*

*Looks at FFs green hair, white shirt, black pants and tie, crown and wings.*

No, of course not.

*turns GB back into a human*

But I want to be a god again, not a human.

*sits back and watches the moment, reminiscent of the old animated classic "The Sword in the Stone"*

Quick, change him into an elephant!

*changes GB into a fish*

Oops.



*damn wand...*

I wanted an elephant!

Blurp (Translation: Can sombody put me in water before I . . . drown?)

*picks up the and pops him into the flagon of ale on the bar*

There - better ?

If I can breath out of water, then so can you.

*looks into the ale*

He's swimming around with a traffic cone on his head ..... is that normal ?

Blurp (Translation: You, Red Dog . . . you're my bestest friend.)

Blurp (Translation: Ena, you are the most beatiful woman in the world.)

I think the ale's starting to get to him