h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

scared? moi? well, who wouldn't be?

i'd rather kiss a flamethrower than aunty t

you're wrong there.. a flamethrower is solid and hard everywhere.

aye. but it doesn't have the teeth of a hydra

* The Hydra which lived in the swamps near to the ancient city of Lerna in Argolis (Greece), had the body of a serpent and many heads. Details on the teeth are not mentioned. *

Auntie T isn't like that She's always very kind to young Dinos

be that as it may, i am neither dino nor young

ah, there's your problem or problems

The hydra is an organism that lives in water. I don't think you'd have to worry about breath if you kissed it, though you might not win points for style.

well... obviously I am a bit more traditional -maybe old fashioned-
I must stress the point that we are *not* related but the Hydra was not a harmless water animal, this was a pun made by bored biologists.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lernaean_Hydra shows the true origins. and my auntie T did not look like it, uncle T just made a joke on that

Dangerous life, I'd say...

i don't see being an elderly male mammal as a problem, let alone problems

i still see kissing a hydra as a problem, though

i'd much rather a hydrant

I'd think you are better off without either of those.

aye. i saw a kind of -hydrant in a brewery once

that i would love to kiss

then again i would probably blow up like a big balloon and explode all over the brewery

i'd better stick to one pint at a time

I've seen humans drinking from a beer tap hilarious!

Funniest bit is when the beer comes out of the nose

What a waste!

oh certainly that! but good fun as well

I Don't Know...

good fun to see ..

Well, if you find wasting a fair drink funny. I'd think some people wouldn't agree with you. Then again, maybe if the drinker was young and attractive female and the loss of was significant and... Yeah, why now.