h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

while we are looting Rome, if someone could stop by some forges and steal some steel . we need some barrels for the new cannon, if they are going to be gold plated.

there are a lot of steel bars in the local prisons

meanwhile i will look for some other bars

Shagbark sits by the Trevi fountain in his hand.
I miss the early mornings bieng in the Pellican's nest drinking my cappochino, nothing but sky and sea on all sides. It has been a nice holiday but I think I will get back to the ship. I hear they have a foredeck that needs scrubing.
Shagbark fremantles a back-hoe and drives back toward Tiber island snagging every manhole cover that he sees on route. I hear someone wants some steel

*trots down to the wharf dragging the steel girders from a nearby office building.*

Business is over for today, I think.

*Hurrys out of Guccis carrying many bags, belts, shoes, and hats...*

i hear the wears prada these days