h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

are the inhabitants called nomes?

or do they just resemble those?

hey, look what I found

http://www.calvintang.com/albums/other/plastic/gyre.gif

apparently there are two trash vortexes in the pacif not one. I hope that doesn't confure our navigational equiptment.

i'm sure it doesn't matter with the kind of navigator we have

kes, couldn't resist

hmmm

shagbark looks out on a sea covered with plastic letter.
We must be in the Pacific vortex. I'd inform alec but his intercom seems to be broken.
Gets fish from the NSDW here Pele, be a good bird and stay in the nest.

wish our plastic hold was big enough for all this

maybe we can teleport it back to where it came from?

O we could fuse it together into a floating island and rent it out as an amusement park. they always say those places remind you of plastic

nice idea

shagbark feeds the pelican

well, Pele, it looks like you are going to have to find someone else to feed you as I may be gone for awhile.
shagbark has once more lost his internet connection. This message is coming from the State Of Michigan Library

The Pelican goes to get some exercize and comes back with a beak full of plastic which he spits out. Where are the fish?
this message brought to you courtesy of the Capitol Area
District Library

searches library for Shagbark's but can't find them anywhere...

Hurrah!!!!!!!

for and to eat with the

you might need some or even

another good guess

...sticks in ear and looks for

*licks chikispirits ear*

Pierce is quite surprised to discover some ketchup there. He licks it again and discovers that CKS has turned into a tub of ice cream...