h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

seems ive arrived just in time then

aye, it's never too late to stop drinking, so i think i'll wait a bit longer

shagbark haqnds the captain a malted milk.
Here, you asked for a malt

shall i keelhaul him Cap'n ?

for the offer, but i will let it pass this once

povided shagbark can put the back into the

would you believe that cow kicked me?
And the milk went all over the ground
Oh well, no sense crying over spilt milk

since you failed i sentence you to buy the next round

but since you are a you may as well just freemantle it or whatever

as long as we get it we don't really care how

is that better

it's a start

or a warm up at least

and we could really do with a warm up in this socalled summer

i thought it was supposed to be really hot over there. My mate in Czech republic told me it was almost 40 the other day. Dont tell me he was talking Fahrenheit

southern parts of europe have in fact experienced a killer heat wave. we up north are still waiting

It just occurred to me. Maybe the ships computer chose to go to the Pacific via a great circle over the north pole
that would explain the cold.

The lookout puts on a very shaggy looking arctic parka.

No wonder its cold- we had the thermostats set for polynesia.

and I think we took a wrong turn somewhere-
http://www.pegasus.is/locations/greenland/mynd/124.jpg
maybe the navigator should be made to buy the next round of drinks

and keelhauled

hey NSDW, chop off some ice from that berg and make us a round of margaritas and put them on the navigators tab

shagbark looks around.
we have moved again.
http://www.nomealaska.org/vc/image/nome1-leslie.jpg
but where ever we wander,
whereever we roam,
the name of that town there
will always be NOME