A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
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Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) Posted Feb 14, 2003
we seem to have such a good supply of s it seems a shame to waste them
My only worry is that it will put the fire out!
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Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted Feb 14, 2003
hi floh...howzitgoing??
are you going for a walk this weekend??
alec.
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Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) Posted Feb 14, 2003
Why walk when you can !
*
, am I missing something*
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Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted Feb 14, 2003
then let's go surfing
*alec enthusiastically throws his long board through the window...
...there is a short delay,during which time he realises that the board is attached to his ankle with a bungee cord.
alec quickly follows through the window feet-first*
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Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) Posted Feb 14, 2003
*opens the back of his winged-back chair & pulls out a board, gives it a quick polish & follows Alec*
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Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted Feb 14, 2003
*...after a long pause, a huge wave picks alec up and catapults him back through the window of the lighthouse bar...
...there is a short pause before the long board, still fastened to alecs ankle by the short bungee cord, follows him back through the window, hitting him in the small of the back.*
erm...nurse??
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Hati Posted Feb 14, 2003
May I warn you - in the lazarette there is only a 
dentist. 
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Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted Feb 14, 2003
good...i may be in need of an extraction...
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Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) Posted Feb 14, 2003
cruses effortlessly in on the next wave looking very and not even slightly damp but forgets about the little fin at the back, catches the skeg on the window sill and flys off into the side of the wrogn 
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Feb 14, 2003
::pulls the long board out of Alec's back with absurdly large pliers and hands him an 
::
How are you now?
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Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) Posted Feb 14, 2003
cheers joe...
well i'm no longer bored by the long board...
nice landing ugi....gosh that was exhilarating!
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Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) Posted Feb 14, 2003
getting bored were you then Alec?
*staggers to the bar and helps himself to a 
*
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Feb 14, 2003
::Dries the fire with an industrial hair drier::
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Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) Posted Feb 14, 2003
*wonders which of the 
s or esses has industrial hair*
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Feb 14, 2003
::wonders too::
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Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) Posted Feb 14, 2003
OK, let's get this fire lit then....
*gets a 
from the wrogn and a bar of 
from behind the bar, unwraps the , breaks it into squares and puts them in a plastic tumbler in the middle of a pile of wood. Then, tops up the tumbler with and dives behind the sofa*
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Feb 14, 2003
GAH! ::
s for cover::
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Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) Posted Feb 14, 2003
*I very tiny pink velvet fireball, maybe an inch across, begins to form in the tumbler 
*
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Feb 15, 2003
* wanders in to find everyone loolking at the fireplace *
Hi Ugi 
Whats going on here?
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Cabin 13 (IV) The Lighthouse Bar
- 3621: Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) (Feb 14, 2003)
- 3622: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (Feb 14, 2003)
- 3623: Floh Fortuneswell (Feb 14, 2003)
- 3624: Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) (Feb 14, 2003)
- 3625: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (Feb 14, 2003)
- 3626: Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) (Feb 14, 2003)
- 3627: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (Feb 14, 2003)
- 3628: Hati (Feb 14, 2003)
- 3629: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (Feb 14, 2003)
- 3630: Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) (Feb 14, 2003)
- 3631: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Feb 14, 2003)
- 3632: Alec Trician. (is keeping perfectly still) (Feb 14, 2003)
- 3633: Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) (Feb 14, 2003)
- 3634: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Feb 14, 2003)
- 3635: Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) (Feb 14, 2003)
- 3636: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Feb 14, 2003)
- 3637: Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) (Feb 14, 2003)
- 3638: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Feb 14, 2003)
- 3639: Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) (Feb 14, 2003)
- 3640: Lighthousegirl - back on board (Feb 15, 2003)
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