A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Jun 12, 2002
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Floh Fortuneswell Posted Jun 12, 2002
*coughs*
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Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last Posted Jun 12, 2002
Brings out bean bag and, using 'suit boosted strength, lobs it across the cabin. MUH HUH HUH!
oops
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Floh Fortuneswell Posted Jun 12, 2002
*of course it hits HER* 
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 12, 2002
*Mr. Christopher, Mr. Andrews, Ms. Sally, Princess Bula, Capt. Capacitor, and Specks throw pillows at everything but the writing desk*
The captains hind quarters (sign on here) II(no spitting)
Floh Fortuneswell Posted Jun 12, 2002
*stifles*
The captains hind quarters (sign on here) II(no spitting)
Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 12, 2002
*all are quiet, until a lamp falls over and shatters*
The captains hind quarters (sign on here) II(no spitting)
Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last Posted Jun 12, 2002
Activates Shield and hides in a corner 
The captains hind quarters (sign on here) II(no spitting)
Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 12, 2002
*goes off to find a dustpan, brush, and new lamp*
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Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last Posted Jun 12, 2002
Looks out to see if all is quiet yet 
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 12, 2002
*comes back with a new lamp*
*opens a window to let the sea water...er,um...air in to freshen the room*
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Floh Fortuneswell Posted Jun 12, 2002
*wants 
*
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Jun 13, 2002
*slowly drowning in the seawater*
Somone close the window! For the love of Bob! 
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Karvarii Posted Jun 13, 2002
*opens the door, looks puzzled with seeing all this mass of water flowing at her* 
*gets in and closes the door*
*swims to the window and closes in tight* 
What do we do with all this water? ... Need a hand there, Squirrel? 
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Jun 13, 2002
*cough, splutter, cough*
I'd prefer some waterwings, but a hand will do nicely, thanks 
We better set up a bucket chain somehow...
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Karvarii Posted Jun 13, 2002
I can give you waterwings if you want But I'm a good swimmer, so I can probably get us out of here without them...
*swims towards Squirrel*
*takes Squirrel's hand and pulls both of them towards the door*
*tries to open the door*
Door doesn't open... It's probably stuck
*tries to get the door to open*
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Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing Posted Jun 13, 2002
Oh 'eck! How do we break the door down?
*Panics and starts banging on the door shouting and screaming obscenities*
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Karvarii Posted Jun 13, 2002
Wasn't it I who was supposed to panic
DON'T PANIC, PS! But shouting is a good idea... Maybe somebody could hear us and get us out... You know how to swim, don't you?
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The captains hind quarters (sign on here) II(no spitting)
- 181: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Jun 12, 2002)
- 182: Floh Fortuneswell (Jun 12, 2002)
- 183: Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last (Jun 12, 2002)
- 184: Floh Fortuneswell (Jun 12, 2002)
- 185: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 12, 2002)
- 186: Floh Fortuneswell (Jun 12, 2002)
- 187: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 12, 2002)
- 188: Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last (Jun 12, 2002)
- 189: Floh Fortuneswell (Jun 12, 2002)
- 190: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 12, 2002)
- 191: Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last (Jun 12, 2002)
- 192: Floh Fortuneswell (Jun 12, 2002)
- 193: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 12, 2002)
- 194: Floh Fortuneswell (Jun 12, 2002)
- 195: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Jun 13, 2002)
- 196: Karvarii (Jun 13, 2002)
- 197: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Jun 13, 2002)
- 198: Karvarii (Jun 13, 2002)
- 199: Plastic Squirrel /Back, on the good foot, and doing the bad thing (Jun 13, 2002)
- 200: Karvarii (Jun 13, 2002)
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