A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
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shagbark Posted Dec 5, 2003
well, hows this for lazyiness Shagbark lowers two drums full of wassail from the pelican's nest and sets up his holiday table. He pours the wassail into a storage keg. they'll never know that I was swimming in this stuff or that I used oil drums to transport it
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 9, 2003
::secretly pours a special ingredient into the keg 
::
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 11, 2003
i didn't
this is not my drink 
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shagbark Posted Dec 12, 2003
I know that the answer is 42 and for a moment after drinking that stuff I thought I knew what the question was 
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F F Churchton Posted Dec 12, 2003
That happened to me once, although I can remember Planck's constant has got something to do with it!!!
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shagbark Posted Dec 14, 2003
On a Pirate ship Plancks are always constant unless you are walking them then they seem to grow exponentially shorter 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 15, 2003
are yo telling me max plack had a twin? 
and they were midgets? 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 15, 2003
are you telling me max plack had a twin?
and they were midgets?
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F F Churchton Posted Dec 16, 2003
I know they were both warmongers. Max and Planck sound like an American comedy duo!!!
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Dec 19, 2003
you mean like abbot and costello?
laurel and hardy?
bonnie and clyde?
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shagbark Posted Dec 25, 2003
25 December shagbark raises a glass of wassail
and wishes everyone a very merry Christmas 
I saw three ships come sailing in,
On Christmas day On christmas Day
I saw three ships come sailing in on
Christmas day in the morning.
And none of them were pirate ships
on Christmas day on Christmas Day
and none of them were pirate ships on Christmas Day
in the morning. God keep you blessed Christians
let nothing overwhelm. Remember Christ our Savior
he was born, he's at the helm
of Life, the Cosmos, and Everything
to him great praises belong
O tiding s of Comfort and Joy
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F F Churchton Posted Jan 12, 2004
Good for you, shame I'm not Christian enough to appreiate the idea and context of Christmas!!!
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jan 12, 2004
you don't have to be christian to belive in the idea of peace and happiness for all. muslims, bhuddists and a lot of other good people believe in it too 
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shagbark Posted May 3, 2004
shagbark readies the harpoon gun and fires at a flying pig. He misses and hits the leg of the elephant. The harpoon bounces off but the almost lifeless animal stirs and looses some of it's helium.
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- 361: shagbark (Dec 5, 2003)
- 362: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Dec 9, 2003)
- 363: F F Churchton (Dec 10, 2003)
- 364: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Dec 11, 2003)
- 365: shagbark (Dec 11, 2003)
- 366: F F Churchton (Dec 12, 2003)
- 367: shagbark (Dec 12, 2003)
- 368: F F Churchton (Dec 12, 2003)
- 369: shagbark (Dec 14, 2003)
- 370: F F Churchton (Dec 15, 2003)
- 371: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Dec 15, 2003)
- 372: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Dec 15, 2003)
- 373: F F Churchton (Dec 16, 2003)
- 374: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Dec 19, 2003)
- 375: shagbark (Dec 25, 2003)
- 376: F F Churchton (Jan 12, 2004)
- 377: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Jan 12, 2004)
- 378: shagbark (May 3, 2004)
- 379: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (May 4, 2004)
- 380: F F Churchton (May 4, 2004)
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